BEHIND-THE-SCENES EXTRAS (page 23)
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* "Dirty Sock Micro Stomp" - Primal discovers a whole civilization of microscopic intruders in his house, and he uses the dirty white socks he's wearing to repeatedly stomp them and laugh as they stick to the bottoms of his socks.
When he first notices something on the floor, Primal thinks he's got ants in his home. He grows angry and begins stomping on them with his dirty socks. He takes a closer look and realizes they're actually tiny people, and this makes him more excited about exterminating them. The camera switches back and forth between a floor POV looking up at Primal as he stomps directly on the lens and a third-person floor POV showing the tiny people getting stepped on. Often times the tinies get stuck to Primal's socks as if they had actually been crushed flat by him. Primal's dialogue gets more cruel as he expresses the exhilaration of taking out every last one of the pests, and at the end he welcomes more to dare enter his home so he'll get the chance to stomp more of them. Length: 10:56 |
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* "Giant Daddy's Glass Table Punishment" - Primal treats you like a misbehaving son that ends up getting a bizarre punishment: being shrunken down to tiny size and stomped flat as a tiny Play-Doh man on a glass table.
The opening scene shows Primal approaching you in his underwear while you're normal-sized and asking you why you didn't clean your room. He tells you not to talk back to him and pulls you to the ground, then he reaches out with his hand and an enchanting sound effect accompanies the screen zooming out to give the illusion you're shrinking to a tiny size. Primal sets you on a glass table, and you're now represented from a third-person perspective as a tiny Play-Doh person with the camera set under the glass. Primal stands on the table and talks down to you, laughing at your situation and telling you how tired he's grown of your insolence. He continuously raises his foot up and nearly brings it down on you, intending to threaten and scare you repeatedly while taunting you. In the end, Primal finally smashes the tiny clayman with his foot and grinds it into the glass with a satisfied laugh. Length: 10:21 |
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* "Clean My Dirty Socks and Worship My Feet" - As the title strongly suggests, Alpha Primal is not holding back in this one. He orders you to clean the dirty white socks he's wearing, then he takes them and off and demands worship of his godly feet.
Primal wears the socks for half of the video and is barefoot for the remainder. His props his feet on a small table in front of the camera and aggressively commands you to clean his socks using your mouth. He asserts his dominance and authority over you and tells you that he is now the god you worship from here on out. He grabs the camera and shows the dirty socks up close for a while before setting it back where it was originally positioned. He removes the socks and puts his big feet in your face next, ordering you to worship them for their size and appearance. You are in his power and don't want to disappoint him, and he gives you an up-close view of his feet as well. He makes sure you understand that you'll now be financially supporting him regularly from here on out, seeing as you now worship him as your god and are awed by his body. Length: 11:27 |
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* "Reenacted Wrestling Holds POV" - It's you versus Primal in another POV pro wrestling match, and this time it's all about selling the holds that you're putting each other in, with the facial expressions and lethargic acting to go with it.
The match, which doesn't include any talking, takes place on Primal's mattress, and he's wearing short, split-side shorts to give the appearance of being in pro wrestling attire. He goes in to grapple you, but you get him in a claw hold, and he gives you perspective that he's fighting off your grip on his neck and shoulder, making pained faces and grunting as he struggles against it. Once he breaks free, he puts you in a neck crank for a while with his arms in your field of view, then you turn things around and get him in a corkscrew, and his head turns to the side and his face squishes up as if you're gripping him around his chin. Just when you think you've got the upper hand, Primal puts you in a dragon sleeper, thrusting his armpit right into your face, then brings you down on the mat and secures a headlock that you struggle against. Primal tells the ref to count you out, and after three taps are heard against the mattress, he celebrates his victory over you by flexing his muscles for a while for the camera. Length: 10:48 |
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* "Neck Vein Apnea" - After seeing how prominent Primal's neck veins are able to show on his lean body, he was again commissioned to show them off, this time while pinching his nose shut, holding his breath, and trying to gently exhale through his nose in order to get them to stick out more.
The first two a and a half minutes show Primal's neck up close while he sits on the couch. He takes a breath in and holds it while plugging his nose with his fingers, then he continuously tries to exhale through his plugged nose while continuing to hold his breath, and this makes his neck veins show and remain visible while he keeps his breath held. For the remainder of the scenario, Primal lays down on the couch in different positions and continues this same method to show his vascular necks while holding his breath. He lays on his back for part of it, lays on his stomach for another section, and then lays on his side, and along with his neck veins, some veins in his head and face even show while he holds his breath. Length: 10:01 |
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* "Neck Vein Gains" - Primal's lean physique and regular working out results in him being a vascular man, and this is for everyone who enjoys seeing strong veins on a fit guy.
After a bicep and shoulder day workout, Primal sits down with the camera focused close on his face and neck. Using a method of holding his breath and pushing out his muscles, he gets the veins in his neck to stick out more than they usually already do. For the first three minutes, Primal shows off his neck veins using this method up close from each side, as well as a front view. He traces one of his veins with his finger and remarks how beautiful they are. For the remainder of the video, Primal shows off a few of his other veins that were sticking out while he was filming, including veins in both of his legs, a vein running down his bicep, and visible veins in his stomach. Length: 5:40 |
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* "Stinkpit Burp Fit" - A double dose of gross! Primal shows his armpits up close to the camera while describing their smell and also burps loudly throughout the video.
Primal starts off wearing a long-sleeved shirt, which he shows has sweat stains under the arms from him wearing it during a hot day. He takes the shirt off and shows his armpits to the camera and begins having an intermittent burping fit, which he says with a smile that he can't help. Primal shows his armpits to the camera while sitting back against the couch he's on, and he also shows each of them to the camera up close many times throughout the scenario. He smells them and attempts to describe the odor then asks you to tell him what you think they smell like. He even playfully threatens to put you in his famous stinkpit sleeper hold! At the end, Primal offers to sell you one of his worn t-shirts so you can see how he smells for yourself, since this is something he does for anyone located locally in the USA. Length: 10:14 |
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* "Under Glass Buttcrusha" - Using a camera placed under a glass table, the giant Primal uses his jeans to butt-crush eight tiny people made out of Play-Doh against the glass and laugh about it.
Primal stands on the table in the beginning with his big feet between the first tiny clay-man, taunting it for being so small and insignificant compared to his giant size. He asks it how it would feel about being squished under his butt, then he steps off the table and turns around in front of it. One by one, Giant Primal crushes the Play-Doh people flat against the glass by sitting on them in his tight-fitting jeans. With each flattening, Primal takes a while to remain seated on it, keeping it smushed against and glass as he laughs and mocks their fate as a punishment for being discovered hiding in his house. He gives several of them repeated butt-crushings to ensure they're rendered as flat as possible. Primal notices that some of the squished clay-men are beginning to stick to his jeans after he stands back up, and he finds this amusing. He begins accumulating their flattened remains on his butt until they eventually drop off, then as a grand finale, he grabs all their pancaked remains and mushes them together as one by sitting down on them with extra force. Length: 12:12 |
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* "Leadfoot Bully" - Primal mocks you because he happens to have both brains and brawn, whereas people usually only tend to have one or the other. He taunts you like a bully while using his feet to break wooden pencils, growling in frustration whenever one method fails to snap each one and roaring with success each time he gets one to break.
The camera is set close on Primal's feet the entire time on the floor, with the first seven and a half minutes showing them from a front view and the remaining time showing him breaking the pencils from the side. A total of seven pencils get broken, with Primal attempting various creative ways to use his feet to break each one from different angles and positions. Along with making fun of your inferiority to him, Primal has fun pretending to erase you from his sight with the eraser of one pencil that's broken between his toes, and he holds another two pieces of pencil right up to the camera in his foot and tells you to either smoke or eat them. The pencils aren't easy to break, and anytime a method fails to crack them, you can hear and feel the anger and frustration from Primal. Once he finds a way to snap them in half though, he laughs and cheers loudly for himself, proving that his personal assessment of being both strong and smart is accurate as you watch on with intimidated envy. The final 30 seconds of the scenario shows Primal's upper body as he ridicules you face to face, burps and laughs at you, flexes his muscles, and flips you off before spitting in your direction and ordering you to get out of his sight. Length: 12:08 |
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* "Humid No-Shows in Low-Tops" - After getting home from playing basketball outside on a day with 95% humidity, Primal takes off his low-top skate shoes and describes the way they smell. He also talks about the white no-show socks he's been wearing for several days and smells them too, followed by his feet. He loudly burps throughout the scenario.
The breakdown of the video is four and a half minutes centered on his light-grey skate shoes, five and a half minutes focused on the no-show socks, and the remaining minute and a half being about Primal's feet. He shows off his shoes and socks both on his feet and then taken off and held in front of the camera for close views before he smells them for a while and tries to describe it to you. Primal, shining with sweat while seated on a recliner, intermittently burps throughout the dialogue of his footwear and their smell, apologizing with a laugh as if it just suddenly hit him like a bout of the hiccups. At the end, he holds the dirty, sweaty socks close to the camera and invites someone to buy them from him, then he signs off the video with one final belch. Length: 11:42 |
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