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* "Ant's Last Picnic" - An ant trespasses into Primal's house and finds out what happens to tiny little intruders. Captured in the kitchen sink and sealed in a small, plastic container, it's incapacitated upon release and repeatedly taunted on a glass table before eventually being crushed by Primal's pinky toe.
The beginning scene shows Primal holding the plastic container that the ant is trapped in to the camera, talking to it with contempt and letting it know that he's going to enjoy smashing it as punishment for entering his home. He shows the ant helplessly crawling around inside, unable to escape its lidded prison. Primal sets the container on the ground, opens it, and allows the ant to crawl out, but before it can get too far on the hardwood floor, Primal swipes his hand at it, knocking it unconscious. The motionless ant is placed on a glass table where the camera is set under, and Primal towers over it, lightly pressing his large foot over it but not with enough pressure to crush it yet. He shows how he could exterminate it with any one of his toes and laughs at the advantage he has over the ant. In the end, Primal sets the ant back on the floor and decides to use his pinky toe to crush its body. His smallest toe was big and strong enough to end the tiny intruder's existence, and he shows off its flattened remains as a warning to anything else that dares trespass into his lair. Length: 14:44 |
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* "Welcome Back to the Muscle Show" - You finally bought more tickets to Primal's "gun" show, and you get to see all of his muscles in this underwear modeling showcase.
Primal talks in a confident and arrogant manner as he shows off his arms, legs, abs, chest, and back muscles while wearing a tight pair of red and black underwear in his home gym. He reminds you how much you enjoy his physique and getting to see it privately like this, and he urges you to always find time between your responsibilities to spoil him with a payment. Primal stands back from the camera at times while flexing to show most of his body at once, and also right in front of it to give you close-up details of his defined physique. He brags that he's especially proud of his 8-pack abs and his "boulder shoulders." His calves are also impressive on his long, thin legs, and even though they aren't muscles per se, he shows his feet off to the camera for a while as a bonus. His bulging muscles aren't the only thing you'll notice during the muscle modeling, and if you were pretending not to notice his other impressive bulge before, he draws attention to it and shows it off at the end to make sure you never forget to continue buying tickets to his breath-taking gun shows. Length: 11:44 |
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* "Bearhug POV Wrestling Match" - It's rasslin' time again, there's plenty of bearhugs to go around, and you get to have your revenge on Primal Instinks after losing to him in the previous rounds.
This simulated wrestling match has Primal in his boxer shorts as he gets into grappling position and gives you a fantasy wrestling match with the camera providing your first-person view. There's no talking, just the grunting and breathing you'd hear as if you were right there on the mattress taking him on. In this round, Primal lifts you up and puts you in a few bearhugs, then reacts as if you get him in a few in return, and there's also other simulated holds involved, like the face lock you put him in, the leg scissor choke he uses on you, and the dragon sleeper he brings you down with before mounting you and attempting to pin you for the count. There's cross-chops and punches thrown as well, and in the end, you tire Primal out to the point where you're able to put him in a chokehold that causes his raised arm to go limp, signaling his defeat. He pretends to be knocked out for a while, then he slowly recovers and promises to defeat you the next time you meet for another match. Length: 13:09 |
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* "Stinkpit Singlet Champion" - This first-person POV shows you what happens every time you try to challenge Primal to a wrestling match, knowing his signature move is the stinkpit sleeper!
Wearing a green singlet that a fan sent him money to purchase, Primal sits on his bed and asks you if you're sure you want to have a match with him. He's confident that he can defeat you using his undeodorized armpits, but you still decide to take him on. A simulated wrestling match begins where the camera represents your view as Primal grapples with you and puts you in a dragon sleeper with his armpit in your face, bringing you down and counting you out with an easy pin. Primal taunts you for being so weak against his signature stinkpit move, but you aren't done yet. Laughing at your imminent second defeat, Primal accepts your second challenge and quickly brings you down on your back on the mattress. As he towers over you and uses his legs to pin your body, he presses his armpit right into your face and holds it there for a while, telling you to either tap out or puke. Finally you decide to tap and Primal is again the winner, and he leaves you on the bed alone feeling humiliated for another easy loss to him. Length: 10:34 |
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* "UK Candy Crush (US Version)" - Primal, being an American, had never heard of a candy called Maltesers before, seeing as it's made and primarily sold in the UK. But when a fan from the UK commissioned a custom video along with sending extra payment to purchase a bag of them and crush the candies on camera, Primal got his first taste of the treat.
The round chocolates are shown to the camera in the intro and tasted by Primal. After giving his approval of the flavor, he begins setting them down one at a time on a piece of plywood and using his feet and toes to crush them to dust, alternating between using individual toe power and his instep and heel. The camera angle shows a front view from the plywood and also points up at Primal as he brings his foot down on it, which is covered in the broken centers of the candy. Next, Primal sets his camera under a glass table and starts crushing more of the candies with the view showing them being smashed against the glass. Throughout the entire video, Primal is bantering about how fun it is and occasionally speaking in a British accent at times to accompany the crushing of the UK candy. As a finale, Primal breaks a handful of the chocolate balls at once with one mighty stomp and grinds them to dust, then he puts another piece between his toes and offers for you to eat it and clean the remains from his feet while you're at it. Length: 10:47 |
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* "Friendly Shrunken Dessert" - Primal, having just finished dinner, is in the mood for dessert, but there isn't any to eat at his house -- or is there?
Giving the excuse that he just ate, Primal burps loudly throughout the entire video. He's relaxing in his boxer shorts after a meal, and since there isn't anything around for dessert, he comes up with an idea. Speaking to you in a calm, soft manner as his friend, he invites you to let him try a new trick he learned on you as an experiment. Guiding you gently to the floor, Primal reaches out with his hand, and a magical sound effect accompanies a visual effect of you shrinking to tiny size. Primal laughs and soothes your fears with his words, then carries you to his bedroom where he persuades you by flexing his muscles, showing his stomach up close, and propping his big feet up in front of your view into wanting to become his dessert now that you're small enough to eat. His soft-spoken words are quite convincing, especially combined with the views of his body he's showing you. After making his point about how much of an honor it would be for you to be digested by him and on the inside of his eight-pack abs, he asks you if it's okay to eat you. You agree, but he suddenly smiles wickedly and says he was going to consume you anyway. He lifts you up, licks his lips, tastes you, then slowly pulls you into his open mouth, and the view goes dark as you hear an audible gulp. A third-person view at the end shows Primal rubbing his stomach in satisfaction (and continuing to burp loudly) after having you as his tiny dessert. Length: 13:47 |
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* "Rotisserie Romp 'n' Stomp" - A rotisserie chicken gets a stomping from Primal's bare feet for a creative, invented reason.
Primal explains in the beginning that he's previously been hired to stomp and step on dolls as if they were people who earned the treatment, and in this scenario he explains he had a hen that refused to give him eggs. As a result, he turned the hen into rotisserie chicken and stepped on it instead of allowing anyone to eat it as payback for refusing to give him any eggs. The rotisserie chicken, which had actually been purchased at the store using extra payment sent to cover its cost, is shown on a piece of plywood on the floor by Primal's feet, and he starts to step on it lightly while taunting it and laughing about its eventual destruction. The stepping is light at first so as not to completely break it apart... yet. First he plays with it, making it jiggle under the soles of his feet. The camera view mostly shows the stepping from the side, but it also switches to an overhead view pointing down at Primal's feet as he continues trampling the chicken, as well as a ground view aimed up at Primal as he stomps on the camera lens as if you're watching from the chicken's point of view. As Primal's foot becomes shiny from the stomps, which are growing in strength as the video goes on, he eventually steps on it hard enough to completely break it apart and shows the damage he dealt to it up close at the end. Length: 11:21 |
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* "Giga Gag Talk Test" - How many mouth coverings does it take to prevent Primal from being able to talk? You're about to find out, pardner!
Primal's wearing a plaid, button-down shirt and sitting in a chair the entire time. He announces a video challenge he's about to try where he has to place a cloth covering in and/or over his mouth one at a time in order to see how muffled his speech gets, taking time between each gag to try talking to the camera to demonstrate how effective it is. The first gag is a crew-length white sock that Primal places in his mouth and between his teeth, then ties behind his head, giving it a double-knot to ensure it stays in place. He's still able to talk fairly well with this in, though it's already a bit of a challenge with it going through his mouth. Next, he ties a purple bandana around his mouth, and his talking gets a little more muffled as a result. The third gag is a cream-colored t-shirt that he ties over the bandana, and after trying to talk with that on for a while, he ties a green pillow case over that. At this point, he's now got a quadruple gag making his speech muffled to where you can't even understand him anymore. As a finale, Primal ties his sweatshirt over the other four gags, leaving him able to only emit soft, muffled sounds. Satisfied with making it to a five gag record, he removes all of them one at a time and declares himself the giga gag champion. Length: 11:07 |
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* "Bound From Chair to Couch" - Primal, fully dressed, tapes his mouth shut and his ankles together, handcuffs his wrists behind his back, and squirms around while sitting in a rolling chair at first and then while lying on a love seat.
Primal's wearing a pink t-shirt, green short shorts, white crew-length socks, and white Crocs. He begins by pulling his socks on and stepping into his Crocs, then he uses silver duct tape to bind his ankles together. Next he uses white microfoam tape to go over his mouth and wrap around his head two times, preventing him from talking. Finally, he puts his wrists behind his back in handcuffs and secures them together. For the first part of the video, Primal wriggles around while remaining seated in the rolling chair, softly muffling through the tape over his mouth. He puts on a convincing act as if someone had tied him up and left him that way. After several minutes, he stands up and hops over to the couch next to him and falls onto it. The camera view changes to be right in front of Primal while he lays on the couch, still bound, and resumes squirming against the bindings while groaning through his taped mouth. He eventually manages to roll over onto his back and slip his Crocs off, but he still can't break free. His eyes grow wide as he looks at something off camera, then he wriggles frantically for a moment until he eventually goes motionless with his eyes closed as if fainting from exhaustion. Length: 12:40 |
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* "Shrunken Sock Laundry Load" - You've been sneaking around and smelling your roommate Primal's socks and shoes and going through his dirty laundry again, and this time he set a trap for you that shrinks you down to tiny size so he can teach you a lesson.
The first-person POV in the beginning is of you in normal size, and you walk up to two pairs of Primal's shoes and pull them in off-camera to audibly sniff them. You know he isn't home and this is your chance to be sneaky. Next, you walk into his bedroom and kneel down in front of his laundry basket, pulling out his socks that you also smell. Suddenly, you shrink down to tiny size with an accompanying sound effect, and you're now microscopic in Primal's dirty clothes basket. The camera switches to third-person view to show your tiny figure on one of his socks. Then you hear the front door open and Primal call out for you, and he's angry because he can tell someone was messing with his other shoes. You hide under his clothes as he storms into the room and notices his laundry's been messed with. Primal tells you he put a spell on his dirty socks so they'll shrink you if you smell them, and he demands you come out from hiding. However, you're so tiny that he can't find you, even as he moves the clothes around. Fed up with you, he grabs the laundry basket and dumps its contents into his washing machine, deciding to rid himself of your sneakiness for good. The last sound you hear after the lid closes is the sound of water rushing in and the machine starting, then everything fades to black as the clothing around you begins to swirl. Length: 10:00 |
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* "Execution by Squishing Squad" - Officer Primal is a rogue cop who likes to deal with criminals his own way, and he decides to shrink five convicts down to tiny size and rid the world of them by squishing them on a glass table.
The five captured convicts are represented by green Play-Doh pieces shaped like people standing on the table, where a camera is filming from below. There are also five toy soldiers surrounding them to make sure they don't escape their decided fate. Primal bears down on the convicts like a giant, taunting them for thinking they could outrun him and announcing he's going to be administer a capital punishment of squashing their bodies by sitting on them while wearing blue jeans. One by one, Primal grabs each criminal and announces each individual crime they committed, then he sets them in the middle of the table and sits down on them, crushing them flat. He remains seated for a while while taunting them further, then mashes each one repeatedly to ensure they're gone for good. After the convicts are all squished, the rogue officer gathers the military escort in the center and decides to flatten them as well so there aren't any witnesses to him taking the law into his own hands. Length: 10:24 |
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* "Shrinking Smell Spell Socks" - You're sitting on the couch next to Primal for movie night, but you can't stop staring at the grey and white socks he's wearing. When Primal notices, he decides to use it against you by forcing you to smell his socks and putting a spell on you so that every time you do smell them, you shrink smaller in size and become more helpless to defend yourself.
With his feet propped up in a table in front of him, you're seeing Primal from a side view next to him on the couch in the beginning of the scenario. He talks about the movies he's been watching, but suddenly he looks over and catches you staring at his socks. He questions you about it and turns toward you, and your embarrassment gives you away. Primal seizes the opportunity to overpower you using the socks he's wearing. You're told that every time you smell his socks, you will shrink to a smaller size until you're eventually so tiny that you can't be seen. You're reluctant about it so Primal grabs your arms and puts his socks right in your face, and from then he continues to do this while making fun of you for enjoying it. After a few times, he pulls you off the couch onto the floor so he can continue making you sniff and shrink even smaller from an easier vantage point. At the end, the POV switches to third-person as Primal holds up a tiny figure of a person, showing just how small he managed to make you with the power of his socks. Length: 11:19 |
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* "Lesson Learned Body Pin Bully" - Your POV is of a guy laying on the floor in Primal's room, and when you don't get up when he tells you to, he sits down on your body and pins it to the ground for the duration of the video in order to teach you a lesson.
Primal's wearing blue jeans and a black t-shirt that he has tucked into the jeans. He walks in and stands over you, asking you why you're on the floor. He tells you to get up, but when you don't, he sits down on you, pinning you down so you can't get up even if you wanted to. For the remainder of the video, Primal remains in this position, telling you he's never getting off of you and that you're going to learn a lesson about not listening to him from it. At one point, Primal reacts as if you tried to push him off of him, then he reaches forward and holds your arms down for a while so you can't do it again. He lets go of your arms only after you give him your word you won't try to push him again, then he crosses his arms in front of him and resumes telling you he's not moving from where he's at. At the end, he begins ignoring you altogether as if you're not there under him. Length: 10:09 |
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* "Dirty Sock Micro Stomp" - Primal discovers a whole civilization of microscopic intruders in his house, and he uses the dirty white socks he's wearing to repeatedly stomp them and laugh as they stick to the bottoms of his socks.
When he first notices something on the floor, Primal thinks he's got ants in his home. He grows angry and begins stomping on them with his dirty socks. He takes a closer look and realizes they're actually tiny people, and this makes him more excited about exterminating them. The camera switches back and forth between a floor POV looking up at Primal as he stomps directly on the lens and a third-person floor POV showing the tiny people getting stepped on. Often times the tinies get stuck to Primal's socks as if they had actually been crushed flat by him. Primal's dialogue gets more cruel as he expresses the exhilaration of taking out every last one of the pests, and at the end he welcomes more to dare enter his home so he'll get the chance to stomp more of them. Length: 10:56 |
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* "Giant Daddy's Glass Table Punishment" - Primal treats you like a misbehaving son that ends up getting a bizarre punishment: being shrunken down to tiny size and stomped flat as a tiny Play-Doh man on a glass table.
The opening scene shows Primal approaching you in his underwear while you're normal-sized and asking you why you didn't clean your room. He tells you not to talk back to him and pulls you to the ground, then he reaches out with his hand and an enchanting sound effect accompanies the screen zooming out to give the illusion you're shrinking to a tiny size. Primal sets you on a glass table, and you're now represented from a third-person perspective as a tiny Play-Doh person with the camera set under the glass. Primal stands on the table and talks down to you, laughing at your situation and telling you how tired he's grown of your insolence. He continuously raises his foot up and nearly brings it down on you, intending to threaten and scare you repeatedly while taunting you. In the end, Primal finally smashes the tiny clayman with his foot and grinds it into the glass with a satisfied laugh. Length: 10:21 |
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* "Clean My Dirty Socks and Worship My Feet" - As the title strongly suggests, Alpha Primal is not holding back in this one. He orders you to clean the dirty white socks he's wearing, then he takes them and off and demands worship of his godly feet.
Primal wears the socks for half of the video and is barefoot for the remainder. His props his feet on a small table in front of the camera and aggressively commands you to clean his socks using your mouth. He asserts his dominance and authority over you and tells you that he is now the god you worship from here on out. He grabs the camera and shows the dirty socks up close for a while before setting it back where it was originally positioned. He removes the socks and puts his big feet in your face next, ordering you to worship them for their size and appearance. You are in his power and don't want to disappoint him, and he gives you an up-close view of his feet as well. He makes sure you understand that you'll now be financially supporting him regularly from here on out, seeing as you now worship him as your god and are awed by his body. Length: 11:27 |
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* "Reenacted Wrestling Holds POV" - It's you versus Primal in another POV pro wrestling match, and this time it's all about selling the holds that you're putting each other in, with the facial expressions and lethargic acting to go with it.
The match, which doesn't include any talking, takes place on Primal's mattress, and he's wearing short, split-side shorts to give the appearance of being in pro wrestling attire. He goes in to grapple you, but you get him in a claw hold, and he gives you perspective that he's fighting off your grip on his neck and shoulder, making pained faces and grunting as he struggles against it. Once he breaks free, he puts you in a neck crank for a while with his arms in your field of view, then you turn things around and get him in a corkscrew, and his head turns to the side and his face squishes up as if you're gripping him around his chin. Just when you think you've got the upper hand, Primal puts you in a dragon sleeper, thrusting his armpit right into your face, then brings you down on the mat and secures a headlock that you struggle against. Primal tells the ref to count you out, and after three taps are heard against the mattress, he celebrates his victory over you by flexing his muscles for a while for the camera. Length: 10:48 |
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* "Neck Vein Apnea" - After seeing how prominent Primal's neck veins are able to show on his lean body, he was again commissioned to show them off, this time while pinching his nose shut, holding his breath, and trying to gently exhale through his nose in order to get them to stick out more.
The first two a and a half minutes show Primal's neck up close while he sits on the couch. He takes a breath in and holds it while plugging his nose with his fingers, then he continuously tries to exhale through his plugged nose while continuing to hold his breath, and this makes his neck veins show and remain visible while he keeps his breath held. For the remainder of the scenario, Primal lays down on the couch in different positions and continues this same method to show his vascular necks while holding his breath. He lays on his back for part of it, lays on his stomach for another section, and then lays on his side, and along with his neck veins, some veins in his head and face even show while he holds his breath. Length: 10:01 |
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* "Neck Vein Gains" - Primal's lean physique and regular working out results in him being a vascular man, and this is for everyone who enjoys seeing strong veins on a fit guy.
After a bicep and shoulder day workout, Primal sits down with the camera focused close on his face and neck. Using a method of holding his breath and pushing out his muscles, he gets the veins in his neck to stick out more than they usually already do. For the first three minutes, Primal shows off his neck veins using this method up close from each side, as well as a front view. He traces one of his veins with his finger and remarks how beautiful they are. For the remainder of the video, Primal shows off a few of his other veins that were sticking out while he was filming, including veins in both of his legs, a vein running down his bicep, and visible veins in his stomach. Length: 5:40 |
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* "Stinkpit Burp Fit" - A double dose of gross! Primal shows his armpits up close to the camera while describing their smell and also burps loudly throughout the video.
Primal starts off wearing a long-sleeved shirt, which he shows has sweat stains under the arms from him wearing it during a hot day. He takes the shirt off and shows his armpits to the camera and begins having an intermittent burping fit, which he says with a smile that he can't help. Primal shows his armpits to the camera while sitting back against the couch he's on, and he also shows each of them to the camera up close many times throughout the scenario. He smells them and attempts to describe the odor then asks you to tell him what you think they smell like. He even playfully threatens to put you in his famous stinkpit sleeper hold! At the end, Primal offers to sell you one of his worn t-shirts so you can see how he smells for yourself, since this is something he does for anyone located locally in the USA. Length: 10:14 |
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* "Under Glass Buttcrusha" - Using a camera placed under a glass table, the giant Primal uses his jeans to butt-crush eight tiny people made out of Play-Doh against the glass and laugh about it.
Primal stands on the table in the beginning with his big feet between the first tiny clay-man, taunting it for being so small and insignificant compared to his giant size. He asks it how it would feel about being squished under his butt, then he steps off the table and turns around in front of it. One by one, Giant Primal crushes the Play-Doh people flat against the glass by sitting on them in his tight-fitting jeans. With each flattening, Primal takes a while to remain seated on it, keeping it smushed against and glass as he laughs and mocks their fate as a punishment for being discovered hiding in his house. He gives several of them repeated butt-crushings to ensure they're rendered as flat as possible. Primal notices that some of the squished clay-men are beginning to stick to his jeans after he stands back up, and he finds this amusing. He begins accumulating their flattened remains on his butt until they eventually drop off, then as a grand finale, he grabs all their pancaked remains and mushes them together as one by sitting down on them with extra force. Length: 12:12 |
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* "Leadfoot Bully" - Primal mocks you because he happens to have both brains and brawn, whereas people usually only tend to have one or the other. He taunts you like a bully while using his feet to break wooden pencils, growling in frustration whenever one method fails to snap each one and roaring with success each time he gets one to break.
The camera is set close on Primal's feet the entire time on the floor, with the first seven and a half minutes showing them from a front view and the remaining time showing him breaking the pencils from the side. A total of seven pencils get broken, with Primal attempting various creative ways to use his feet to break each one from different angles and positions. Along with making fun of your inferiority to him, Primal has fun pretending to erase you from his sight with the eraser of one pencil that's broken between his toes, and he holds another two pieces of pencil right up to the camera in his foot and tells you to either smoke or eat them. The pencils aren't easy to break, and anytime a method fails to crack them, you can hear and feel the anger and frustration from Primal. Once he finds a way to snap them in half though, he laughs and cheers loudly for himself, proving that his personal assessment of being both strong and smart is accurate as you watch on with intimidated envy. The final 30 seconds of the scenario shows Primal's upper body as he ridicules you face to face, burps and laughs at you, flexes his muscles, and flips you off before spitting in your direction and ordering you to get out of his sight. Length: 12:08 |
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* "Humid No-Shows in Low-Tops" - After getting home from playing basketball outside on a day with 95% humidity, Primal takes off his low-top skate shoes and describes the way they smell. He also talks about the white no-show socks he's been wearing for several days and smells them too, followed by his feet. He loudly burps throughout the scenario.
The breakdown of the video is four and a half minutes centered on his light-grey skate shoes, five and a half minutes focused on the no-show socks, and the remaining minute and a half being about Primal's feet. He shows off his shoes and socks both on his feet and then taken off and held in front of the camera for close views before he smells them for a while and tries to describe it to you. Primal, shining with sweat while seated on a recliner, intermittently burps throughout the dialogue of his footwear and their smell, apologizing with a laugh as if it just suddenly hit him like a bout of the hiccups. At the end, he holds the dirty, sweaty socks close to the camera and invites someone to buy them from him, then he signs off the video with one final belch. Length: 11:42 |
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