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Welcome to Primal Apparel! This is where I sell clothing that I've worn for a while but is still in wearable condition. I've had fans ask me over the years if I would ever sell my clothing, and I decided I like the idea of having my own merch in a way that connects better with my fans since it comes directly from me.
A poll I posted on my YouTube channel where fans voted for their support of the idea
Every article of clothing sold will be secured inside a sealed storage bag to preserve it and mailed out in a USPS shipping package to the address you provide to me in email after sending your payment. I use USPS Flat Rate padded envelopes for shirts, underwear, and socks, and I use large Flat Rate boxes for shoes. I ship everything using Priority Mail, which means it will take 1-3 business days to arrive to you from the day I send them from the post office.
I'm willing to wear my shirts, socks, shoes, underwear, boxers, thongs, or jockstraps and then mail it to you, so email me at thenodeohero@gmail.com and let me know what type of clothing you'd like to buy. The "Dirty Rat" shirt featured in the banner at the top of this page was the first article of clothing I sold to a fan along with a pair of high-top shoes!
My payment options are Cash App, Patreon, or Amazon gift card. I do not accept any other form of payment.
I ship everything from the USA, and shipping costs will be included in the price. For reference, bubble-wrapped shipping to anywhere in the USA for a t-shirt, socks or underwear costs $11, and a pair of shoes my size requires a large shipping box which is a $23 flat rate shipping charge that will be added along with the price of the shoes.
I am currently not able to ship clothing internationally.
A t-shirt, a pair of underwear of any type, or a pair of socks that I'll wear for a week and then mail to you all cost $50 each, so the total with shipping will be $61. The total cost for a pair of my shoes (when available) is $125 with shipping included.
Here's a link to the USPS's Priority Mail features and pricing page for reference: https://www.usps.com/ship/priority-mail.htm
The socks I wear are cushioned quarter-length socks that don't have any sweat-wick stitching or odor protection technology in them. I buy them specifically for this reason. They're also 96% polyester, which are less breathable than cotton, so they get more sweaty and smelly! If color matters to you, the colors they come in are white, tan, green, or brown. I also have a few pairs of white no-show socks and patterned crew socks I can wear and send.
If you want me to wear a specific material, length, or color other than this, you are welcome to send me an Amazon link to the socks you want me to wear, and if you send me the money to purchase them, I will buy them, wear them, and mail them out to you in place of the socks I already have.
Thanks for shopping at Primal Apparel!
I'm willing to wear my shirts, socks, shoes, underwear, boxers, thongs, or jockstraps and then mail it to you, so email me at thenodeohero@gmail.com and let me know what type of clothing you'd like to buy. The "Dirty Rat" shirt featured in the banner at the top of this page was the first article of clothing I sold to a fan along with a pair of high-top shoes!
My payment options are Cash App, Patreon, or Amazon gift card. I do not accept any other form of payment.
I ship everything from the USA, and shipping costs will be included in the price. For reference, bubble-wrapped shipping to anywhere in the USA for a t-shirt, socks or underwear costs $11, and a pair of shoes my size requires a large shipping box which is a $23 flat rate shipping charge that will be added along with the price of the shoes.
I am currently not able to ship clothing internationally.
A t-shirt, a pair of underwear of any type, or a pair of socks that I'll wear for a week and then mail to you all cost $50 each, so the total with shipping will be $61. The total cost for a pair of my shoes (when available) is $125 with shipping included.
Here's a link to the USPS's Priority Mail features and pricing page for reference: https://www.usps.com/ship/priority-mail.htm
The socks I wear are cushioned quarter-length socks that don't have any sweat-wick stitching or odor protection technology in them. I buy them specifically for this reason. They're also 96% polyester, which are less breathable than cotton, so they get more sweaty and smelly! If color matters to you, the colors they come in are white, tan, green, or brown. I also have a few pairs of white no-show socks and patterned crew socks I can wear and send.
If you want me to wear a specific material, length, or color other than this, you are welcome to send me an Amazon link to the socks you want me to wear, and if you send me the money to purchase them, I will buy them, wear them, and mail them out to you in place of the socks I already have.
Thanks for shopping at Primal Apparel!
