BEHIND-THE-SCENES EXTRAS (page 14)
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* "Cooling Off With Cake" (feat. Galyx) - Galyx takes his shoes and socks off in order to cool his feet after wearing them during a hot summer day. When Primal Instinks walks in with a celebration cake he bought and catches a whiff of Galyx's foot odor, he makes a scene about the smell and annoys Galyx to the point of destroying the cake.
Galyx is sitting on the edge of a bathtub by himself. He says out loud how hot it was today and that his feet were sweating in his shoes. He takes his shoes and socks off and sets them aside so his feet can cool off. Primal walks into the bathroom carrying a cake he bought for an upcoming celebration. He shows it to Galyx, who admires how nice and tasty it looks. Primal sets it down at Galyx's feet so he can take a picture of it, but before he does, he suddenly notices a foul smell in the bathroom. Primal traces the smell to Galyx's shoes beside him and begins making a big deal about it. He plugs his nose and asks Galyx when the last time he changed his socks was and why he was stinking up the room with his feet. Galyx defends himself by saying he he had a long day of work until he eventually gets irritated at Primal for making fun of him and says he has a solution to the problem. To Primal's horror, Galyx uses his feet to smash the cake on the floor in front of him to pieces, saying the cold temperature of it would cool his feet. He says "I don't care" and "too bad" when Primal complains it took him a while to pick out that cake and that there was no time to get another before the celebration party. Galyx angrily suggests that people can still eat the cake off his feet if they really want it! Primal realizes it was mean of him to make fun of Galyx and apologizes. He gives Galyx paper towels to wipe his feet with and removes the cake from the floor to throw it away as Galyx turns and rinses the rest of the cake off his feet in the bathtub. Length: 9:35 |
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* "Razbaby Reversal" (feat. Galyx) - Primal Instinks sneaks up on Galyx while he rests on a bed and begins calling him names and wrestling with him. After Primal declares himself the wrestling champion, Galyx turns things around by attacking Primal's ticklish abdomen with raspberries.
"Razbabies" refers to putting your lips against someone's abdomen and blowing air into it which makes a loud sound and causes a tickling sensation. It's how adults make babies laugh when they're crying, so it's especially ridiculous and entertaining when it's done to other adults! Primal pulls Galyx up on the bed he's trying to rest on after a long night of work and puts him in a sleeper-hold. Galyx is too tired to wrestle back so Primal calls him a sleepy baby laying in his crib to taunt him. Primal also calls himself the champion and says that Galyx will never defeat him as he lays on the bed victoriously. Galyx gets a sudden idea for revenge as he sits up on the bed. He leans forward and blows a raspberry on Primal's chest, causing him to laugh and kick his legs and complain that what Galyx is doing isn't fair. Galyx does it again and gets the same reaction, then goes on a raspberry spree by repeatedly attacking Primal's abdomen by blowing air on it. Galyx says he'll only stop if Primal admits he's in fact the champion instead of him. Primal doesn't want to do it at first, which results in more raspberry attacks. He finally says Galyx is the champion and apologizes for disturbing his rest, then gets up and runs out of the room as Galyx lays back down to resume his rest with a satisfied smile on his face. Length: 6:37 |
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* "K2 Stinkfoot Smother Gamer Bully" - K2 is playing a one-player mode of Super Smash Bros Ultimate and Primal Instinks wants a turn. The problem with that is K2 doesn't want to share the game so he can keep getting as far as he can on his own, so his solution to that is to keep Primal busy by making him hold his breath as long he can by using his foot to block Primal's nose and mouth.
Primal's laying on the floor asking for a turn but K2 accuses him of never sharing the game with him even though it's Primal's game. K2 silences Primal's complaints by putting his foot down on his face and using his first two toes to tightly pinch Primal's nose shut and pressing against Primal's mouth with the instep of his foot to keep it closed. Primal likes to hold his breath so he accepts the distracting challenge and lets K2 block his airways with his foot for as long as he can endure. When he can't take it anymore, Primal taps K2's foot and he removes it from Primal's nose and mouth and rests it on his chest. Primal immediately starts asking for a turn again, so K2 puts it right back over his nose and mouth another time. Whenever Primal takes a breath in just before K2's toes plug his nose, he gets a whiff of K2's incredibly stinky feet. K2 smothers Primal with his foul-smelling foot like this a total of seven times back to back, and a timer in the corner shows how long Primal holds his breath for. Without any breathe-ups beforehand, it's more challenging for Primal, and a few times he reaches the point where his cheeks are puffing out as a result of how intense his diaphragm contractions get. After the seventh time, K2 gets bored of playing the video game and sets down the controller, and Primal sits up to catch his breath as the video fades out. Length: 10:44 |
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* "Tricked into the Vac-Bag" (feat. Galyx) - The plot is that Primal Instinks just got a new mattress and is worn out from moving up upstairs into his bedroom, so he just leaves the vacuum bag it transported in on top of his bed while he lies on it to take a nap. Primal is wearing a pair of shiny, black, punk/gothic shorts with zippers on the sides.
Galyx enters the room and compliments Primal on his shorts, then asks him why he's laying on a giant bag. After Primal explains, Galyx notes how big the bag is and says that Primal could probably fit inside. He tells Primal to give it a try, and after gets inside the giant mattress bag, Galyx rushes over and seals it shut using the slide zipper on the side. When Primal asks him what he's doing, Galyx uses one hand to hold Primal's wrists down and uses the other hand to connect the hose of a vacuum Primal was using to clean his room earlier to the valve on the bag. Turning the vacuum on with his toe, Galyx sucks all the air out of the bag while continuing to hold Primal's arms down, watching as it shrinks down tightly against his body. Primal objects over the sound of the vacuum that this could be dangerous, but Galyx assures him he'll be fine. Once all the air is vacuumed out and Primal's looking like a shrink-wrapped action figure in the bag, Galyx uses both hands to pin Primal's arms down so he can't try to free himself from the oxygen-depleting situation he's in. Being a stuntman for these kinds of scenarios, Primal accepts the challenge and stays in the bag as long as he comfortably can while Galyx pins him in place. Primal survives so long in the bag that Galyx starts to get nervous and eventually asks him if he's ready to give up yet, but Primal makes sure that Galyx's prank is going to turn out to be impressive by holding out longer. Once the bag is covered in moisture and Primal's breaths become faint gasps while he's kicking his legs, he finally gives up and Galyx goes to open the bag -- but he has a little trouble getting it open at first! This unintentionally causes Primal to endure being in it for a little longer before Galyx gets it open so he can breathe again. Length: 13:36 |
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* "Galyx's Taped Tickle Torture Test" - In the spirit of Jackass, a show that friends Primal Instinks and Galyx are both big fans of, Galyx takes on his first painstaking stunt as a member of The No Deo Hero: a taped-up tickle torture test!
Fortunately for Galyx, he's not ticklish at all, but the pain of having his limbs taped together by Primal still humorously makes the scenario torture for him. His wrists are duct taped together behind him, his ankles are taped together, and then Primal joins his wrists and ankles together in a hogtie while Galyx lays on his stomach on the bed. Once he's secured, the tickle test begins. Primal starts by trying to tickle Galyx's sides and armpits, but he doesn't get any reaction from him aside from Galyx groaning from the pain of his bindings. Galyx says he's not ticklish at all, but Primal isn't ready to give up yet and continues trying to get a laugh out of him. Primal tries tickling Galyx's feet next, but again doesn't draw any laughter from his friend. Primal grabs a key and tries to run it up and down the bottom of Galyx's feet, but this too fails to tickle him. At this point, Primal confirms that Galyx is indeed tickle-proof as he continues trying anyway for fun. When Galyx keeps groaning in pain from the bindings, Primal grabs a piece of duct tape and puts it over his mouth to silence his complaining. After trying to tickle him for a while longer, Primal finally decides to free Galyx from the tape. Primal laughs as he pulls it off of him, causing him to yell and kick out his legs in response to the pain of the tape being ripped off. They conclude the video by sitting in front of the camera with Galyx saying he's surprised he still has leg hair left and Primal saying people who watch this video will be able to feel his pain just from watching it. Length: 14:05 |
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* "Galyx's Grubber Audition" - In his first video commission, Galyx auditions for a role in a proposed remake of the classic movie Grubber (a parody of the 90's movie Flubber). The camera is on Galyx the entire time as he watches a trailer for the original movie, answers some questions pertaining to the titular character, and finally re-enacts one of the most popular scenes from the film.
Primal Instinks plays an off-camera director who's interviewing Galyx for the role. While he's never seen, Primal's voice is heard communicating with Galyx throughout his audition. In the beginning, Primal asks Galyx to watch the original trailer of the movie from the 90's, which he plays on YouTube in front of him. Galyx's reaction while watching the trailer is captured on camera, and then after it finishes, Primal asks Galyx how he felt about it and allows him to share his thoughts. The next scene has Primal asking Galyx ten questions pertaining to Grubber, the green mascot of the movie, and having Galyx answer them all. These questions range from "would you eat Grubber if you had to?" to "how would you react to Grubber bouncing around inside you?" and even "would you fart Grubber out if you had to?" Galyx's answers are humorous and honest. The final scene has Galyx stand up from his chair and watch the scene from the original movie where Grubber enters a man's mouth, bounces around inside of him, and finally shoots out his backside, causing the man to collapse in surprise. After it finishes, Primal plays the scene again, and this time Galyx re-enacts the motions and sounds the man makes while he reacts to Grubber bouncing around inside him, including the silly arm-flailing dance before falling to the floor. After the performance is complete, Primal shakes Galyx's hand and tells him he's got the role. Length: 14:14 |
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* "Navel Care" - Everyone has a belly button, but not everyone may know how to clean and care for it. That's why there's eccentric parody videos like this to demonstrate just how that's done!
Primal Instinks plays a host who's going to tell you all about his belly button and how he maintains its cleanliness. He starts off by explaining that he has an "outie" as opposed to an "innie" and what the difference between the two is. He also details the benefits of having an outie and why he's happy to be the proud owner of one. Next, Primal explains how important it is to keep your navel clean and free of dirt and debris. He demonstrates how this could be done by licking his fingers and using his fingertips to go around the circumference of his navel, making sure to clean the outside and inside of it completely in this manner. Primal also describes his take on why it's called a belly button, since his looks like a button that can be pushed. He begins using his finger to push it, then he grabs a nearby pen and begins using the pen to repeatedly press it as well, claiming it offers a relaxing massage experience. About halfway into the video, Primal zooms the camera in so you now see a close-up shot of his abdomen. He continues cleaning and pressing his belly button, and also shows off a trick where he can fit an entire nickel inside his navel and hold it there while he makes his stomach go up and down in a wave motion. The end of the video sees a super-zoom on Primal's belly button as he wraps up his segment and reminds everyone watching to take good care of their navels. Length: 12:06 |
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* "Duo Zoom Perspective Giants" (feat. K2) - You're a tiny, shrunken person who just got caught in Primal Instinks' room -- and this time, his friend K2 is here to join him in scaring and taunting you for fun.
A Nikon camera positioned on the floor facing up is used for the video, giving the perspective that it's showing the view of a tiny, helpless person looking up at two giants looming over it. K2 and Primal waste no time in making fun of you for how small you are and using their massive feet to strike fear in you. Instead of stomping on you, the giants only bring their feet right down in front of the camera, making it seem like they might crush you at any moment. They slowly pass them over your view, laughing as you cringe in cowardice from your position below them. They both have a great time talking down to you while they play this cruel game for fun. At one point, K2 nearly pokes you with his big toe, and then Primal demands that you massage his giant foot as he holds it just above you. K2 likes this idea and puts his foot over next and makes the same demand of you. They then each put one foot over the camera together, making it look even more frightening from such a vulnerable position. Halfway into the video, Primal adjusts the lens on the camera so it's now zoomed in to the max. The details of the giant feet in front of you get extremely close, clear, and personal for the remainder of the video as the two giants continue to taunt and scare you, at one point bringing their mouths close to the camera to bare their teeth at you. In the end, Primal closes his hand around you, telling you he's going to store you in a box until he's ready to play with you again. Length: 10:33 |
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* "Shaggy Drunk Burp Bully" - Imagine Shaggy from Scooby Doo having a mean side who likes to get drunk and bully you by repeatedly burping right in your face. If you've ever wanted to see that, you're in the right place!
Primal Instinks talks like Shaggy in this scenario and imitates his voice, but it's not like the Shaggy you know from the TV shows and movies. This version is a bully who treats the camera as if it's you and enjoys constantly leaning in and belching right into it. Primal, as Shaggy, informs you that he ate both garlic and onions beforehand, so that the burps he's attacking you with are extra offensive. Since he just drank a beer as well, the burps are also very loud, especially anytime Primal puts his mouth directly in front of the camera. Primal uses many creative methods to bully you with burps, such as beginning to burp the alphabet, passing a burp around his body like a basketball before letting it out, telling you to pull his finger and then belching, blowing the burps in your face, and pretending to hand you a ringing phone that of course turns out to be a burp instead. Primal laughs as he enjoys tormenting you with the barrage of burps that he's constantly letting rip. In the end, "Shaggy" has one last trick for you: he shrinks you down to tiny size so you're now on the floor looking up at him, making him appear to be a giant towering over you. Primal lifts you over his head and then places you in his mouth, and everything goes dark. When the scene fades back in, it's from a third-person perspective showing Primal rubbing his stomach after eating you. He complains that you'll likely give him gas, but he feels better once he starts burping you up before leaving the room. Length: 9:50 |
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* "Humiliating a Human Chair" - This perspective video is shot from the point of view of a person tied down to a comfy chair in Primal's room -- the very chair that Primal Instinks always sits on!
When it begins, the view is dark for just a brief moment because Primal is sitting in the chair. He gets up from it after saying he hears his phone ring, and he begins walking around the bedroom in his underwear and taking the call. The phone call is improvised, but it's acted out to seem real. The wide-lens perspective from the chair never changes, so it's like you're a small person tied in place and listening in on the call, being completely ignored by Primal as he talks to one of his buddies about you as if you're not even there. The one-sided phone discussion makes mention of a "tiny piece of furniture" that Primal uses like an object and even forgets that it's human sometimes. The phone call continues in this tone for a while, with Primal walking back and forth in front of you while ignoring the chair itself for the duration of the call. After saying more insulting things about the person in the chair in front of him, Primal tells his friend he'll help him get a human chair like this of his own soon and then he ends the call. Primal suddenly remembers the human chair is in the room and had been the entire time he was on the phone, and he turns his attention to you. He leans in and talks down to the tiny, helpless "object" in front of him, laughing about how he likes to sit on you all the time and enjoys knowing that you're being smothered under him in the process. He turns around, then slowly lowers his rear end onto the chair, causing the view to go black. You hear his muffled voice continue to insult you for a while until the video fades to black as if you were smothered unconscious. Length: 11:29 |
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* "Too Shoe-Tied to Play" (feat. K2) - Primal Instinks wants to play a video game, but K2 has a dirty trick up his sleeve to make sure that not only will he get to play the game instead, but he won't have to share or take turns.
With Primal laying on the bed wanting to play the game, K2 grabs some unbreakable twine to tie Primal up so he can't go anywhere or try to take the controller from him. As he lays on his stomach, Primal's wrists are tied together behind his back, his ankles are tied together, and then his ankles and wrists are joined together with more twine to secure the hold. Primal's protests are ignored as K2 goes one step further to not only silence Primal, but to torment him as well to show him how serious he is about not sharing the game. K2 puts one of his long, black socks he wore over inside of one of his shoes, then he uses the twine to tie the shoe over Primal's nose and mouth so it stays there. Now anytime Primal tries to open his mouth, the dirty sock is right there to get inside of it, and every time Primal breathes through his nose, he smells the inside of K2's stinking shoe. For an entire six minutes, K2 sits on the edge of the bed and plays the video game while leaving Primal in this position, ignoring him the entire time he plays the game. Primal can only wriggle around against his bindings in the middle of the bed and occasionally groan in response to the smell of the sock and shoe tied to his face. Finally, K2 decides Primal's had enough and frees him from the shoe and his bindings. As he wipes his nose and mouth, Primal asks if it's his turn now, but K2 laughs and tells him no, and that's the end of the discussion and the video. Length: 9:18 |
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* "K2 Vacuum Bag Bully" - K2 gets his first opportunity to test Primal Instinks' oxygen limits in the giant, queen-sized mattress bag with the vacuum seal valve on it. Having prior experience with the plastic bag over the head commissions, K2 turned out to be a natural when it came to sealing peoples' entire bodies in giant bags and sucking the air out of them!
Primal's already laying on his back inside the bag on his bed at the beginning of the scene. K2 slides the bag shut, sealing it tight with Primal in it, then sits down over Primal's body, pinning it down while using his hands to pin Primal's arms down too to add to the helplessness factor. K2 begins taunting Primal like a bully, asking him how he's doing in the bag and claiming nothing bad could happen to him if he leaves him inside it for too long. As Primal calmly asks to be let out, K2, in his bully character, decides after a few minutes that he needs to up the ante. He gets off the bed and uses a vacuum cleaner to suck all the air out of the large bag by attaching it to the valve on the side of it. Primal begins crying out as the plastic tightly constricts his body, including his face, leaving only a small pocket of air he can reach with his head turned. This will be the only air he gets to breathe for the remainder of the scene. Satisfied, K2 gets back on the bed and begins taunting and picking on Primal some more. He pokes his chest and forehead and continues pinning him down, even though it's not even necessary at this point with the tightness of the bag doing it for him. As time ticks on, Primal lifts his head up in a futile effort for mobility, but K2 keeps pushing it back down onto the bed. Eventually, Primal reaches his limit, and after gasping for air for a while, he finally gives up by saying "squeak" several times, which is his safe word for surrender. K2 smiles and gets off the bed and goes to open the bag, but while doing so, the slider falls off of it and he can't get it open at first. Primal continues enduring additional breathless time in the bag until K2 finally pulls the bag open and saves him. As Primal laughs and catches his breath, his body shakes a little in minor convulsions, and K2 laughs about how close he got to passing out. Length: 9:30 |
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* "Blind Man's Bluff" (feat. K2) - Primal Instinks and K2 are hanging out together after having a few drinks, when Primal gets a sudden idea. He asks K2 if he wants to play a game of blind man's bluff with him, and K2 agrees to play. Unbeknownst to K2, however, Primal actually has a more sinister plan in mind.
Primal tells K2 it'll be his turn first, and he has K2 turn around so he can tie a blue bandana over his eyes. Once K2 can no longer see, Primal suddenly ambushes him from behind by holding his arms down while using his other hand to smother K2, causing him to drop limply to the floor. Primal reveals his plan was just to trick K2 into being blindfolded so he can tie him up and torment him instead! Primal lifts K2's body from the floor and sets it in a chair in front of the camera, then he takes a purple bandana and ties it inside K2's mouth. Next, Primal uses unbreakable twine to tie K2's wrists together behind the chair, then he ties K2's ankles to each of the chair's legs. After this, Primal shakes K2 fully awake, and K2 instantly begins squirming against his bindings and making frightened sounds through the bandana in his mouth. Primal taunts K2 for falling for his plan, then begins playing a mean game with him in place of blind man's bluff. He says he'll untie him if he can tell him how many fingers he's holding up -- but of course, K2 can neither see nor speak to answer, so Primal laughs and tells him he's wrong each time. As a penalty for the wrong answers, Primal ties K2's midsection around the top of the chair and begins punching K2 in the stomach and chest, pounding his legs, and whipping him with the twine. At the end, Primal informs K2 he'll be spending the night in this tied and blindfolded position since he had made plans to sleep over at his house. Primal puts K2 to sleep by putting him in a sleeper-hold from behind (this part is dramatized), and after he goes limp, Primal leaves the room and closes the door behind him, leaving K2 to sit motionless in the chair by himself as the video fades out. Length: 10:45 |
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* "Hogtied, Mouth Taped and Nose Pinched" (feat. K2) - It's been a year since K2 tested Primal Instinks' oxygen limits like he's done plenty of times before, and in this scenario he gets the opportunity to push them again. Two cameras were used to capture the best angles of the scene.
As Primal lays on his bed on his stomach, K2 uses duct tape to hogtie him, first by taping his ankles together, then binding his wrists together, and finally joining the tape around his limbs together behind him so he can't use them to defend himself. K2 then tightly seals Primal's mouth shut by wrapping tape around his head a few times so he can now only breathe out of his nose and is unable to move his arms or legs. K2 kneels down and uses his fingers to pinch Primal's nose shut and holds onto it until Primal starts squirming around and calling out through the tape for air for a while. He waits a few seconds after Primal tries to signal his need for oxygen before letting go. Before he can even catch his breath, K2 pinches Primal's nose shut again and holds it closed until a while after he's struggling and crying out through the tape again. K2 applies this tormenting test a total of 9 times in a row, pushing Primal's oxygen limits as far as he wants to each time. He doesn't talk at all while he prevents him from breathing, so all you hear is Primal struggling against the bindings and trying his hardest to breathe in a situation where it's impossible to. Primal's face is a shade of red and purple as he endures this tough test, while K2 has a nonchalant expression on his face the entire time. At one point, Primal's cheeks are puffing out against the tape as he's visibly close to losing consciousness before K2 finally releases his grip on his nose. After K2 gets his fill in controlling how much oxygen Primal's able to breathe, he removes the duct tape from Primal's body by ripping it all off, remarking with a laugh about how it probably hurts to have it come off like that. Length: 10:01 |
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* "Zoom Perspective Giant's Stompers" - Primal Instinks has discovered another tiny person in his bedroom, the perspective of which is represented by a Nikon camera positioned on the ground zoomed in as far as it can go and pointing straight up Primal as if he's a giant who's about to take advantage of the situation for his wicked amusement.
The aggressive giant talks down to you for being so small, weak, and helpless, and laughs at the fact that he could easily crush you if he wanted to. He reminds you how lucky you are that he's only in the mood to scare you instead, and he intends to show you just what you'd be up against if and when he decides to end you. Two times during the video, Primal bends down real close so that the view is focused on his mouth right in front of the camera and he taunts you while baring his teeth and smiling a twisted grin. He opens his mouth wide to give the impression that he's about to eat you as well and demands you to pay tribute to your giant god. The majority of the scenario shows Primal holding each of his big feet just over the camera lens so it's zoomed in on them in high quality detail, then he moves each foot slowly back and forth over you so they're shown up close from heel to toes. There's no actual stomping in this one; Primal only frightens you by showing off the giant, unwashed stompers that will one day end your existence when he's ready for them to! Length: 11:25 |
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* "Sneaky Sleeper Feet Sniffer" (feat. K2) - Primal Instinks and K2 are both sleeping in a bed after a presumed night of partying, when suddenly Primal wakes up with his face next to K2's feet. He take advantage of the situation by smelling K2's shoes that are next to the bed first, then repeatedly smelling K2's feet while hoping he won't wake up and notice. Two cameras were used to capture the best angles of the scene.
When Primal wakes up in the beginning, he looks around and makes sure no one else is around and that K2 appears to still be sleeping. He reaches down and grabs one of K2's basketball shoes and begins smelling it for a while. Primal uses short, repetitive sniffs with his nose inside the shoe, smelling it first with the shoe facing up, then facing down, and finally sideways for a while before setting it back on the floor. Primal looks around again then leans forward on the bed and begins smelling K2's feet as they rest in front of him. He glances up a few times to make sure K2 hasn't woken up yet. At this point, Primal's pretending he's laying down and smelling K2's feet in his sleep in case he happens to notice. When K2 still doesn't stir, Primal carefully lifts one of his feet up from the bed and starts to smell it. He takes short, quick whiffs of K2's heel and between his toes for a while before setting it down and lifting his other foot next and smelling it while continuing to occasionally glance over to make sure K2 hasn't moved. Convinced he's not going to wake up from what's happening, Primal lifts both of K2's feet after a while and holds them in front of his face so he can smell them at the same time. After he's finished, Primal carefully sets K2's feet back down on the bed, looks around one final time with a sneaky and satisfied expression, then lays back down on the bed to fall asleep as if nothing happened. Length: 6:17 |
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* "K2 Positioning Body Pin Bully" - K2's first commission back is a body pinning scenario where he acts like a bully who sits on Primal Instinks while he's laying on the floor. As the video progresses, their bodies turn to show every angle of the body pinning before settling on a side angle the two of them stay at for the remainder of the scene.
K2 pushes Primal down onto his back in the beginning and sits down on his abdomen area, pinning him to the ground using his body weight. The camera angle is showing them from the side at this point. Primal plays a weak character in this scene who isn't able to defend himself and keeps trying to ask the bully to get off of him instead, which K2 refuses to do. He groans and struggles under K2's weight, but is unable to free himself or get K2 to sit up. After 2 minutes, K2 turns their bodies so the camera angle is now showing them from the opposite side and continues sitting on Primal and ignoring his requests to get up. After 2 more minutes, they turn so you get a front view of the body pinning, then after another 2 minutes, they turn again so you see it from the back. The banter continues for the entire duration. When 2 more minutes pass, their bodies return to the original side angle from the beginning and remain in this position for the rest of the video, with K2 continuing to pin Primal's body down and taunt him about his current situation. Primal tries to plead and bargain with the bully, but K2 refuses every offer he makes and even goes as far as accusing Primal of taking his phone as a reason for him painfully sitting on him. Towards the end, K2 crosses his arms in front of him and continues staring down at Primal with a smirk, telling him no one can hear him and no one will help him. After 15 minutes of pinning his body on the ground, K2 still refuses to get up, and the video fades out with Primal helplessly wriggling around and struggling under his weight with a pained expression. Length: 15:05 |
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* "Unrestrainable Rampage" - This is a giant-themed destruction video where Primal Instinks acts like a Godzilla-style monster and destroys a tiny town and its military, which is represented by cardboard boxes, plastic army men, and toy cars.
Primal awakens, surrounded by armed soldiers, with twine tied around his wrists, thighs, and midsection. He instantly gets angry once he realizes he's been captured and is being treated like an exhibit at a zoo, and he warns the men around him that they have the option of either releasing him and surviving or watching him break free and destroy them. When the military begins firing their weapons at him. the decision is made when Primal rips out of his bindings and rises up on the couch, then begins eliminating all the armed guards around him by smashing them with his hands, crushing them with his feet, flicking them into the distance, and taking a bite out of them and spitting them out. He taunts the tiny fools for their failed attempt to restrain him, and he decides to grab one survivor to take along for the destruction of the tiny city he notices in the distance. One by one, Primal punches and stomps the defenseless city (represented by cardboard boxes) to the ground until they're all flat. He smashes and crushes a few tiny cars and people in the way as well. He saves the largest building for last, where the mayor of the town is waiting atop of. Primal grabs the mayor, taunts his failure to protect his city, then shoves him inside the tower just before he levels it. Primal roars triumphantly, then the camera view switches to a floor perspective of the lone survivor he had brought along. Primal raises his foot up and then stomps the camera as if it were the perspective of the helpless man, causing the video to fade to black. Length: 12:57 |
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* "Testing a Thirsty Tiny" - Primal Instinks comes stomping into the room and towers over you as you watch him from the floor. Your perspective is a wide-lens GoPro camera looking up at him like a tiny person would view a giant in his boxers who just found an unwanted pest in his bedroom.
For his twisted amusement, Primal decides to administer some tests to you to see if you can endure them while talking down to you the entire time. Level one of the test is Primal lightly stepping on you for a while with his bare feet. Level two is him dragging his foot across you from heel to toes. During the middle of it, he orders you to put your tongue out to add to it. Level three is Primal putting his big toes in your mouth and fish-hooking you with them, along with making you smell his feet. The next level is Primal squatting down and butt-crushing you a few times, then sitting on you for a while, making everything go dark and sound muffled in the process. After this, he orders you to take a deep breath and then brings his foot down on you and holds it there as if he's smothering you with it. The camera shakes as you struggle to breathe until he finally removes his foot and shows you mercy. To celebrate you passing all the tests, Primal stomps on you a bunch of times and reveals your prize for surviving: instead of water, the only thing you'll be drinking from here on out is the sweat squeezed from his socks after he wears them for a week! Length: 9:22 |
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* "Pedal Pumpin' Pec Bounce" - This is a two-part video where Primal Instinks is stomping the brake pedal of his car barefoot during the first half, then flexing his biceps and making his pec muscles bounce for the camera in the second half.
During the first part, Primal's holding the camera down at his feet on the floorboard as he constantly stomps the brake pedal while the vehicle is off. There's no music playing or engine noise, so you just hear the loud thud of the pedal constantly getting hit by his foot the entire time, and the camera films side and under-pedal views of this as well. This goes on for just over four minutes. In the second half, Primal sets the camera in the dashboard area so it's now facing him and showing his shirtless upper body as he sits in the seat. He imitates Johnny Bravo's voice and begins making his pec muscles bounce one after the other for the camera, then he flexes his biceps while starting to stomp the brake pedal again at the same time. The camera stays on him while the pedal is being stomped and he continues to flex and show off in character as "Primal Bravo." This continues for the remaining five minutes of the video. Length: 9:29 |
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* "Mischievous Mascot Grubber" - Another commissioned episode in the Grubber series, this one has Primal Instinks playing a professor who invented Grubber for the purpose of helping college sports teams win more of their games. Grubber is represented by a small, green, bouncy ball, and there are no added sound effects in the video.
Primal introduces himself as Professor Primal and presents his invention to the unseen audience of basketball players, letting them know how bouncy, friendly, and mischievous Grubber is. He begins explaining how Grubber is able to lift team spirit more than a costumed mascot, which in turn will lead to more victories for the team. Primal takes questions from the audience, but the third person called on dares him to swallow Grubber. Primal laughs and refuses, but suddenly Grubber gets excited after hearing the idea and bounces out of his hand. The camera view switches to Grubber's perspective as it madly bounces off the walls, floor, and ceiling of the room for a while with Primal calling out to it and chasing it. Grubber is then shown flying straight into Primal's mouth to his surprise, and the perspective goes back to facing him, where he's now dancing, shaking, and laughing as Grubber is bouncing inside him. It exits out his rear end, and his reaction goes to shock as he narrates how it enters one of the players' mouths, bounces inside him, then makes its way back into Primal's hand. Professor Primal ends the video by telling the basketball team that this is exactly why you should never swallow Grubber, especially during a game! Length: 8:16 |
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* "Outdoor Trip and Slip Shoes" - Primal Instinks is wearing an old, worn pair of red athletic shoes and crew-cut white socks, and he plays a silent, clumsy character who's constantly tripping on the ground and having his shoes fall off his feet.
In the first scene, Primal's attempting to walk up the steps of an outdoor wooden deck but his big foot keeps getting caught on one of the steps, causing his shoe to fall off. As this continues happening, he has to keep sitting down and putting his shoe back on in front of the camera. The next scene has the camera on the grass and focused on a tree branch that has fallen. You see several shots of Primal attempting to walk over the branch, however he keeps tripping over it with each try and losing one, and sometimes both, of his shoes in the process. He wipes the dirt and grass off his socks before returning his shoes to his feet. The final scene has the camera on the grass pointing up at a tree that Primal's hanging from by one of its branches. As he hangs down with his feet just above the camera, one of his shoes slips off. He hops down to put it back on. Then he's hanging from the branch again and both his shoes fall off, causing him to drop down again and end the video. Length: 6:46 |
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* "Breathless Captive" - Primal Instinks awakens on a bed to find himself on his belly with his wrists handcuffed behind his back, his ankles tied together with unbreakable twine, and his mouth sealed shut with microfoam tape. He instantly gets scared and begins struggling against the binds and looking into your eyes (the camera) in fear, letting out muffled moans through the tape until he eventually exhausts himself.
The scene fades out and when it fades back in, Primal now has a nose clip clamped down over the top of his nostrils, which has effectively stopped him from being able to breathe. The impression is that you placed this on his nose off-camera and are watching him struggle in his helpless situation for your enjoyment. This follows with a few more scenes of Primal struggling against his binds with his airways blocked for a while until he's finally able to wriggle around enough to strategically get the nose clip to come off for a breath of much-needed air. Throughout the struggling, he maintains a scared look and lets out fearful moans through the tape on his mouth. The final scene has Primal bound on his back and acting like he wasn't able to get the nose clip off in time in this position, resulting in his eyes rolling up and his body twitching as if he lost consciousness, which is where the video ends. Length: 8:03 |
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* "Indoor Trip and Slip Shoes" - Primal Instinks is wearing green athletic shoes with crew-cut white socks, but he can't seem to keep them on his feet. He plays a silent, clumsy character who routinely loses his shoes by accident several times while attempting a couple routine tasks.
In the first scene, Primal's trying to walk up the stairs of his house, but he keeps tripping on the steps and having his shoes drop off of his feet. Each time he stops to put it back on his foot in front of the camera, it ends up slipping off again whenever he tries to climb the steps. At one point, both his shoes fall off, and he actually slides down the steps in front of the camera. In the next scene, Primal's walking through the living room and he keeps tripping over his big feet, losing one of his shoes in the process. No matter how many times he puts his shoe back on, he ends up losing it again whenever he tries to walk. The final scene has Primal hanging from a pull-up bar with his feet dangling over the camera below, but every time he tries to do a pull-up, one or both of his shoes end up slipping off his feet onto the ground. He has to keep dropping down to put his shoes back on, but each attempt back on the bar results with them falling off his feet until he finally gives up and ends the video. Length: 4:31 |
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* "Zoom Perspective Giant" - This is one of the most up-close and personal giant-themed videos Primal Instinks has filmed to date. In it, a Nikon camera positioned on the floor facing up at him with it zoomed in as far as it can go in order to focus on the high-quality details of his face and feet above.
The camera goes into focus anytime Primal leans in close to it, revealing every detail of his teeth and mouth as he sneers and talks down to you for being such a tiny pest in his room. As if his face and words weren't enough to make you feel small and afraid, you also see his hands slowly reaching down to grab you as well as his feet in close detail as he raises them up and brings them down on you without actually touching the camera lens, making you service them in fear. This is perfect for any tiny looking for giant-themed dominance filmed with a high-quality camera for perspective! Length: 9:17 |
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