BEHIND-THE-SCENES EXTRAS (page 16)
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* "The Gagging-Go-Round" (feat. K2) - Primal Instinks and K2 play a game where they takes turns surprising each other by clamping their hands over each others' mouths from behind.
Primal starts off sitting on the bed in front of the camera with K2 behind him in the background. Primal starts talking about how nice the weather is when K2 suddenly lunges forward and clamps one of his hands over Primal's mouth, surprising him and turning his words into indecipherable, muffled sounds. The two switch places after this, and Primal sneaks up on K2 while he's talking and clamps his hand over his mouth the same way he just did to him. Primal puts a dinosaur hat on for the next round and begins talking about it when K2 surprises him again by gagging him using his other hand this time. They change places once more and this time K2 gets gagged by Primal's other hand while he's trying to read a book. For the third round, they both take their shirts off and this time take turns using both hands to surprise each other from behind with a gag that muffles their speech. Since two hands instead of one seems to be more effective, they decide to have a final round where they sit next to each other on the bed and start having a conversation, then suddenly they both gag each other at the same time using both hands for a while to comical results. The gagging-go-round game ends with K2 using the dinosaur hat Primal was wearing to gag him one final time as a funny outro. Length: 8:45 |
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* "Alpha Primal's Bound Footrest" - You're on the ground at Alpha Primal's bed looking up at him. He pulls out duct tape and twine and ties you up tight off camera, then he proceeds to use you as his personal footrest.
A GoPro with a wide lens represents your perspective as you lay on the floor near the bed that Alpha Primal's sitting on. He looks down at you and begins taunting you, then he pulls out a roll of silver duct tape and some twine. Off camera, Alpha Primal uses the tape to bind your limbs and then uses the twine to reinforce the bindings so you can't move or go anywhere. Then he places a strip of duct tape over your mouth so the only way you can breathe is out of your nose. Next, he turns you into his footrest as he puts his feet all over you by resting them on your face, standing up and stepping on you, and placing his toes between your nose and ordering you to smell. After a while, Alpha Primal removes the duct tape from your mouth so he can use his big toes to fishhook you and tell you to suck his toes to further bully you. He stands up, tells you to put your tongue out, and slowly drags each of his feet over the camera to create the perspective that you're licking his feet as he continues taunting you. At the end, Primal realizes he has to leave and tells you you're lucky that he does. He removes the tape and twine from your body, flips you off, and walks out of the room with a laugh at your expense. Length: 10:54 |
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* "Primal's Squash Match" (feat. K2) - In wrestling, a squash match is when one wrestler is totally defeated by their opponent and none of their attempts to fight back are successful. In this scenario, Primal is the one who gets put in various holds by K2 until he eventually submits to the one-sided battle.
Primal goes into the match with confidence but he quickly realizes that K2 has no intention of losing this one. K2 applies arm bars, leg locks, choke holds, head stomps, and even the dragon sleeper to Primal. Primal's attempts to hit and apply holds of his own are always thwarted by K2, who either blocks them, slips out of them, or reverses them. K2 stands up at one point and steps on Primal's head a few times while he lays down after enduring a painful submission hold, pressing it into the mattress with his foot. He applies the signature stinkpit dragon sleeper a few times to Primal too along with sitting on his back and pulling back his legs like a Boston crab. K2 eventually pins Primal and counts him out for the victory, but at the end he hits him with one final stinkpit dragon sleeper and keeps Primal's head locked in it while he thrashes around for a bit until he eventually goes still and pretends to faint. Length: 5:16 |
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* "Permanent Body Pin Bully" (feat. K2) - Primal Instinks gets caught going through K2's phone and is punished by getting pinned to the ground underneath K2's weight as he sits on him and refuses to get up.
K2 catches Primal holding his phone and pushes him to the floor onto his back. Primal tries to deny what he was doing, but K2 has already knelt down on his knees and pinned Primal's body down under his by sitting on his abdomen and waist area. Primal repeatedly asks K2 to get off of him but K2 doesn't reply, instead just staring at him and looking away as if he doesn't hear him. After a few minutes, K2 finally tells Primal he's never getting off him as Primal continues groaning under his weight and asking him to get up. 6 minutes into the body pinning, K2 gets up momentarily and has Primal turn his body to face the opposite direction, then sits on him again with his arms crossed, tricking Primal into thinking he was going to leave him alone. Primal tries pushing K2 off but isn't able to get him to budge, and K2 goes back to ignoring Primal asking him to get up. After several more minutes, K2 tells Primal he's never getting off of him because he's had enough of people going through his stuff. He bounces his weight on Primal a few times, causing Primal to kick his legs out. K2 reaches back and holds Primal's legs up for a moment to stop him from kicking, then resumes sitting on him in silence. The video ends with K2 still sitting on Primal groaning under the weight, repeating that he's not ever getting off him. Length: 15:04 |
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* "Lending a Giant Hand" - Primal Instinks is a giant who's been captured and bound by tiny soldiers. Angry and defiant at first, he eventually hears his captors out and is intrigued to learn the reason they caught him was to actually make a deal with him to help destroy an enemy city.
The wide-lens camera is positioned on the ground facing up at the giant Primal, who's wearing tight underwear and has his wrists tied together in front of him with twine. Primal is angry and demanding to be released while attempting to remove the bindings from his wrists while issuing threats to his army captors. After a while, Primal pauses and leans down toward the army commander (the camera) to hear what he has to say. His rage turns to amusement as he learns the reason why he was captured: to be used as a weapon by the army to destroy one of their enemy's cities! Primal begins explaining how much he enjoys city destruction and describes past experiences of how he smashed buildings and crushed the tiny people who got in his way or tried to defend their town. After his long dialogue, Primal lifts the army commander (the camera), holds it directly in front of his face, and agrees to participate in the army's plan but warns them if they double-cross him, he'll destroy them AND the enemy city! In the end, Primal surprises the army commander by ripping the binds off himself with force, laughing and saying he didn't need their help to do it. He orders the army to follow him and stomps off into the distance on the way to the targeted town. Length: 13:13 |
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* "Window Shopping Giant's Rampage" - Primal plays a giant who destroys a city represented by cardboard boxes with windows and doors cut out of them, which he peers inside and pulls toy soldiers out from that he bites, smashes, and stomps.
Primal's a loud and cocky giant who's thrilled to discover the tiny, helpless town before him. He decides to play cruel games with the inhabitants hiding inside by knocking on the buildings and peeking inside the square-shaped windows, which were cut out of the boxes beforehand. He mocks the tiny peoples' fear and failed attempts to hide from him. In some instances, Primal rips the roof right off the box building and even tears the building in half to get to the tiny people hiding inside. He chooses different ways to get rid of each person in each building, such as biting one in half, smashing one between his hands, crushing one in his bicep as he flexes it, and setting one down on the ground and stomping it. He also lays waste to each building afterward by tearing it apart or stomping it flat, even sitting on one to flatten it. The final building belongs to the mayor of the town who's hiding inside. Primal lifts the box right off the ground and tosses it aside before picking the mayor up and speaking directly to him face to face, sarcastically mocking him of running a town that's now vacant and in ruin. He sets the mayor down and stomps him flat repeatedly, expresses the joy he now feels, then sets off to find the next city to destroy. Length: 12:30 |
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* "Foul Mouth Correctional" (feat. K2) - K2 has been found guilty of having a foul mouth by Primal Instinks, who administers a series of gagging techniques to him while he's tied to a chair in an effort to rehabilitate his vocabulary.
K2 is tied to the chair he's sitting in with twine, with his arms tied behind his back and his wrists tied together. His arms and stomach are also tied against the chair to ensure he isn't going anywhere. K2, who's shirtless and clean-shaven, wakes up and wonders what just happened and why there's a camera pointed at him. Primal enters the scene and explains he's going to be correcting K2's potty mouth. He starts by grabbing K2's cheeks and squishing them together, causing K2 to make a pouty face like a fish. When K2 tries to cuss about it, his words are garbled by the forced pucker. Primal smugly comments on the success of the move like a host of a tutorial. Next, Primal clamps his hand over K2's mouth and demonstrates the classic handgag method, which proves to muffle K2's swearing even better. Primal smugly jokes that you can use this method to play a person like an instrument as he removes his hand to allow K2 a few words in before clamping it back down and muffling them once more. The third method is tying a long, black sport sock behind K2's head so that it's between his lips and in his mouth in cleave fashion. It's tied so tight that K2 literally gags on it as he tries unsuccessfully to bite it or push it out with his tongue! Primal laughs as it goes on for a few minutes before he decides to lower the sock down to K2's neck like a bandana and apply a strip of duct tape over K2's mouth as the final demonstration. The camera zooms in at this point to show K2's face as he tries unsuccessfully to blow the tape off his mouth with his breath or push it off with his tongue. After explaining the success of the tape, Primal rips it off K2's mouth and asks him if he's going to not use foul language from here on out, to which K2 replies "yes sir" to show the correctional method worked. Length: 12:02 |
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* "The Foot-Bullied Sheriff" (feat. K2) - In an alternate scenario of K2 getting revenge on Primal Instinks for taking over the town as sheriff, Primal gets hogtied with twine and K2 puts his feet all over his face as a humiliating punishment.
Primal wakes up on the couch feeling dazed and wondering where he is. K2 ties Primal's wrists together behind his back with twine and tells him that he's the former sheriff that he had stolen the town from in a previous ambush. As Primal tries to protest, K2 ties his ankles together and then joins all of his limbs behind him in a hogtie. K2 sits on the arm of the couch and puts his feet right next to Primal's face, declaring his revenge. Wearing dirty black socks at first, K2 rubs his feet all over Sheriff Primal's face as he unsuccessfully tries to negotiate his release. K2 takes his socks off and rubs his bare feet all over Primal's face next and uses his head as a footrest. Primal pleads for the humiliation to end and asks where his deputy is, to which K2 replies he tortured him the same way just before feeding him to sharks. After a while of foot-bullying him on the couch, K2 decides to put an end to Sheriff Primal's reign by using his feet to smother his face until he stops moving. Primal struggles a lot and calls out in a muffled voice while K2's feet are pressed against his face before slowly going limp and pretending to faint. K2 reclaims his title as sheriff and leaves the lifeless Primal hogtied and motionless on the couch. Length: 7:49 |
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* "Sheriff Primal Gets Ambushed" (feat. K2) - Primal Instinks, the sheriff of the town, gets hogtied with twine, gagged with a sock, and has his feet tickled as a form of torture by K2, who's here to take the town from him.
Primal's wearing blue jeans with a flannel shirt and is relaxing on a couch talking about how great it is to be sheriff. He props his bare feet up on an end table in front of the camera and closes his eyes for a quick nap. Suddenly, K2 rushes in and pushes Primal over on the couch and throws the end table out of the way. Before the sheriff can even react, K2 ties his ankles together with twine. He also ties Primal's wrists together behind his back and joins his limbs together behind him in a hogtie fashion. The surprised sheriff demands to know who his attacker is and what's going on. K2 reveals that he was the former sheriff that Primal ambushed and stole the town from in a previous video, and now he's getting his revenge. K2 pulls off one of the black socks he's wearing and crams it in Primal's mouth to silence his calls for help and begins tickling his feet as a humiliating form of torture for a while. Primal's laughs and cries for help are muffled by the sock in his mouth. After the tickling goes on for several minutes, K2 decides to leave the bound and gagged Primal hogtied on the couch while he goes off to reclaim the town as his own again. Primal calls out in muffled tones and unsuccessfully struggles against the binds for a while before going limp from exhaustion. Length: 6:51 |
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* "Propped Up and Tied Tight" (feat. K2) - K2 finds himself duct taped to a reclining chair by Primal Instinks with his legs taped to an Ottoman that his feet are resting on. Primal steals K2's shoes and socks and then leaves him in this tightly-tied situation.
Primal begins duct taping K2 as soon as the video starts. He tapes K2's wrists together, his shoulders against the back of the chair, his torso against the arms of the chair, his ankles together, his thighs together, and his legs to the Ottoman his feet are resting on. Primal also folds a blue bandana and ties it inside K2's mouth behind his head. Primal grabs the camera and films him struggling and muffling in the chair for a while and laughs at his futile attempts to get free. Primal takes K2's basketball shoes off and decides he wants to keep them for himself, and K2 tries to yell a muffled rebuttal to it. Primal films K2 from side and top angles in his socks for a while while continuing to make fun of him. Primal removes K2's socks and decides he's going to leave K2 silenced and taped up like this while he runs off with his shoes. The camera pans around K2 once more as he's now barefoot and still struggling to get free and unable to speak loudly or clearly with the bandana in his mouth. He eventually slumps over from exhaustion and the scene fades out. A short outro at the end of the video shows Primal using pink flamingo feathers and his fingers to tickle K2's feet while they're propped up on the Ottoman. Length: 10:43 |
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* "How Do My Feet Smell?" (feat. K2) - Primal Instinks is typing on his computer keyboard when K2 suddenly props his feet up on the table right in front of Primal's face. Instead of moving them like he's asked, K2 convinces Primal to repeatedly smell his feet and describe how they smell with humorous results.
There's a small table right next to where Primal's sitting on his bed with his keyboard on his lap. K2, who's relaxing in a reclining chair, props his feet up on the table, putting his feet right next to Primal's face in the process. Primal looks over and asks him to move his feet because they smell, and K2 laughs and stretches them even closer to Primal's face and asks him what they smell like. Primal sniffs K2's feet and begins trying to describe the bad smell they have, also asking K2 when the last time he showered or washed his feet was. K2 goes along with the banter by saying he's been wearing his shoes without socks a lot lately and that Primal should keep smelling his feet and telling him how they smell. The camera switches between several angles, starting with a full side angle showing most of Primal and K2's bodies, followed by a few zoomed-in angles. The first is a closer side angle showing K2's feet and ankles and Primal's torso, the next is an angle behind Primal's head facing K2 and the bottoms of his feet, and the final is a very close shot of just K2's feet and Primal's face as he smells them. After going on for a while with it, Primal finally tells K2 he needs to get back to what he was typing on the computer and lifts K2's feet off the table. K2 reluctantly sets his feet back on the floor as Primal jokes that he's going to need to throw the table away that they were on because it now smells bad. Length: 9:39 |
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* "The Mechanic's Mistake" (feat. K2) - Primal leaves his car with a mechanic to have a look at an issue he's been having. When he comes back and sees the mechanic messing with his shoes he left in the car, he gets angry and ties him up in the vehicle to teach him a lesson.
Primal drives his car barefoot into a garage where K2 the mechanic is waiting for him. He steps out of the vehicle and tells K2 that he's having an alignment issue and leaves him the keys to fix it. Primal walks away and K2 steps into the car. K2 begins turning the steering wheel and notices a sudden foul smell coming from inside the car. He looks around and finds a pair of shoes with socks inside of them near the pedals and picks them up to sniff them, noting how bad they smell. At this point Primal walks up to the car because he forgot to mention something to the mechanic and observes him smelling his shoes through the window. Primal gets back in the car and angrily asks K2 why he was messing with his stuff instead of working on his car. K2 denies he was doing anything wrong, but Primal suddenly pulls out twine, takes K2's shirt off, and ties K2's hands to the steering wheel. He also duct tapes K2's mouth shut and takes his shoes and socks off as a punishment. Next he sits in the driver's seat on K2 and makes him press the pedals in the car by pushing his feet down onto K2's feet. Primal mocks K2 by saying "look we're driving, you got it fixed" and then gets off him and returns to the passenger seat. Primal tells the mechanic he'll give him one more chance to fix his car and tells him he'll be back in an hour to check on it. Primal exits the vehicle, leaving K2 to untie himself from the steering wheel, remove the tape from his mouth, and put his shirt back on. K2 notes how crazy Primal just acted and goes back to working on the car as if nothing happened so as not to incur any further wrath from him. Length: 8:03 |
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* "Armpit Feather Massage" (feat. K2) - K2 uses pink flamingo feathers to massage and tickle Primal's armpits while he sits shirtless in a chair in front of the camera with his arms held behind his head.
This video is filmed from a comedic standpoint with funny banter included from both friends. K2 starts off by holding one feather in each hand as he moves them up and down against Primal's armpits, switching off between massaging each one at the same time and then using both of them on just one pit. Primal laughs and states that the feeling resembles that of a scalp massager where it kind of tickles and tingles at the same time like an ASMR effect. K2 grabs several more feathers from the bag and uses multiple to try to increase the sensation it produces against Primal's underarms. The camera starts off filming from a distance showing Primal's entire torso, and as the video continues it gets pulled in closer to where it's showing him from his chest to his head. At the end of the video, it shows a close-up of just his face and armpits as K2 continues to tickle and massage them with the pink feathers. As an outro, K2 grabs a whole bunch of the feathers and showers them down onto Primal as he poses with some of them in his hands. Length: 6:28 |
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* "Slides Model K2" - K2 is a model showcasing Primal's green slide sandals without socks or a shirt. Primal films him from both full body and zoomed in angles as he walks around, pops some inflated bubble wrap with his feet, and poses for the camera.
In the beginning, K2 walks back and forth in the living room while wearing the slides and also stops to pose by flexing his muscles and throwing up some peace signs to the camera filming him. He changes between showing serious expressions and smiling like a model in a photo shoot. He eventually sits down and poses on the floor as Primal continues to film both his full body and close-ups of his feet in the slides. Primal pulls out a strip of packaging plastic and has K2 press down on the sections of inflated air with his foot while wearing the slides in order to pop them. He does this for several of the pockets of air and then he kicks off the slides and pops the rest of the air-filled plastic barefoot. Primal films K2's feet next to the slides and then has K2 pose barefoot for the video for a while. He draws his legs in in order to show the bottom of the feet after Primal films them from the top. In the end, K2 sits down on a couch and props his feet on a small table in front of him. He's wearing just one of the slides at this time as Primal films him, then Primal removes it and films an outro of K2 posing with his bare feet propped on the table and his ankles crossed. Length: 7:24 |
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* "Razbabies Showdown" (feat. K2) - The raspberry contest continues, this time between Primal Instinks and K2. "Razbabies" refers to putting your mouth on the other person's stomach or chest and blowing air against it so it makes a loud farting sound like an adult would do to a baby to make it laugh.
This contest has two parts to it: first Primal and K2 see who can blow the longest raspberries on each other. They take turns going one after the other and alternate between blowing the raspberries on their stomachs and chests. They each give it a few tries, exhaling as long as they can and causing each other to reel back and laugh a bit as a result of the tickling vibration. The second part of the contest is who can blow the loudest raspberries on each other. Just like in the first part, they take turns going one after the other and alternating between blowing the raspberries on their stomachs and chests, but this time blowing air as forcefully as they can to try to make the loudest sound. They each give it a few tries. With both contenders claiming they're the champion of the showdown, a final round is held where they take turns first blowing a long raspberry immediately followed by a loud raspberry on each other. When they both still believe they're the winner after this, they decide to leave the decision of who the champion really is up to you, the viewer, to decide. Length: 5:43 |
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* "Alpha Primal Dominates Jake" - Primal walks into his room, with the wide lens camera ground perspective making him appear like a giant, and finds a tiny solider on the floor. Angered, he bends down and demands to know who the tiny person is and what he's doing in his room. Jake, the unfortunate little man, is about to endure a lot of dirty sock stomping and verbal abuse!
Primal is wearing shorts, no shirt, and a dirty long pair of green and black socks. He bends down and grabs the tiny off the floor, peers down at it right in front of the camera, and begins taunting him for his size and telling him how easy it would be to stomp, eat, or crush him. Primal sets the little figure back down and places the bottom of his sock directly over its face then uses his foot to flatten it against the ground and repeatedly step on it. He taunts the tiny by telling him he never washes his feet and hasn't changed these socks for a while as he continues pressing his foot down against its little body. Primal takes his socks off and places the toy soldier inside one of them and ties it in a knot, sealing it into a trap and laughing about it. He eventually lets the tiny out and begins stepping on it with his bare feet for a while and insulting it some more. He also spits right on the soldier several times to add to the aggression. The end of the video has the perspective change from third-person to first-person with the wide lens camera facing straight up at Primal as he puts his socks back on and directly stomps on it a while. He takes his socks off again and stomps it barefoot and spits at it a few times. The view goes back to third-person as he grabs the tiny soldier and places it in a camera bag for later abuse, zipping it shut and telling him this is what happens when you trespass in his room. Length: 11:09 |
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* "Alpha Primal's Spittoon" - Primal Instinks sits in his chair like a throne and repeatedly spits into a small trashcan on the floor in front of him like a spittoon while talking to you in an arrogant manner.
Along with the spitting, Primal also bounces his leg up and down while wearing athletic shoes without socks by raising his heel off the ground and then setting it back down quickly like someone who's sitting in a desk at class. The video contains regular spitting as well as Primal hocking loogies into the trashcan, with part of the video filming him from a full-body perspective and the second part of the video going in closer and filming from Primal's knees to the top of his head in an upward angle. Primal reminds you that you're in his domain so you need to mind yourself or he'll have to spit on you next! He takes a few drinks from a water container to keep the saliva flowing and continues demonstrating his spitting skills while occasionally shaking his legs and bouncing his heels off the floor in front of him. If you happen to enjoy seeing cocky men spitting, you're going to want to let Alpha Primal show you how's it done! Length: 10:17 |
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* "Galyx Socknosis" - Galyx was commissioned to film his own version of the Alpha Primal Socknosis video that was previously commissioned as a solo for Primal. This one is a Galyx solo where he sits on the floor with his feet held out at the camera while wearing black socks.
The camera used is a GoPro with a wide lens to make Galyx appear like a giant before it and giving the perspective that it's you who's right in front of him. Primal controls the camera with his hands off camera to make it look around at each of Galyx's large feet and walk slowly toward them hypnotically. Galyx comes up with a nickname for you: "smidget," as in a smashable midget who's going to be a smudge under his feet soon if you don't stop looking at them. He repeatedly taunts you in a low voice and threatens to stomp your body if you continue getting closer to his feet, which you slowly do as Primal inches the camera forward. Four minutes into the video Galyx takes his socks off and tells you his feet stink because he hasn't washed them in weeks and that you're going to be crushed by a giant stinkfoot. You now look from each of his giant feet as if in a trance while he continues issuing taunts and threats to you. In the end, Galyx crosses one of his ankles over the other and tells you to go to sleep, and the camera wobbles around sleepily for a moment before falling forward and going black. Length: 6:28 |
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* "Longest and Loudest Razbabies Contest" (feat. Galyx) - Galyx is tired and about to lay down to go to sleep when suddenly Primal Instinks sits next to him on the bed and challenges him to see which of them is the true razbaby champion. Galyx decides to stay up and accept the challenge.
"Razbabies" is when you blow raspberries onto each others stomach and chest like an adult does to a baby by pressing your lips against the skin and exhaling with force so it makes a farting noise. The contest is to see who can produce the longest and loudest razbabies, and the two friends compete side by side without shirts for the camera. Primal and Galyx first take turns trying to exhale the longest razbabies onto each other, first on each others chest and then on each others stomachs. After several rounds, Primal says it's too close to call the victor because they both were able to do it for a pretty long time. Next is the loudest razbabies contest and they again take turns blowing raspberries on each others chests and stomachs, and this time they do it as hard as they can to try to make it really loud. After several rounds, the two agree that they're both champions at it and are going to need you, the viewer, to judge who actually won the contest, and the only way you can do that is to watch the video and let them know! Length: 7:56 |
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* "Alpha Primal's Chair Slave" - The perspective is that you've just woken up in a large chair. You realize that you've been shrunken down to tiny size and are tied to the chair with your face looking up from the seat as Primal Instinks walks into your view.
Primal tells you he's tied you to the furniture so he can use you as his personal chair anytime he wants to sit down. He talks down to you, taunting you for your tiny size and helpless position and accuses you of wanting his backside in your face. Primal also calls you a little fart boy and tells you he's going to be letting them rip all over you while he sits on you, and he even goes as far as saying that he's going to use your tongue as toilet paper. He holds his feet right over you then leans his armpit close to you and blows the odor from it at your face. He humiliates you further by sitting on you with his pants and even his boxers pulled down for a while. Suddenly Primal gets a phone call. It's his friend who heard about his "human chair" and wants to try it out. Primal tells him all about it and hangs up then leans down to tell you to prepare yourself because the friend who's coming over is going to be cruel to you like he was! Length: 10:51 |
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* "Tiny Mouth Nerd" - This scenario shows Alpha Primal at his most gigantic in appearance by using a Nikon camera zoomed in to the max for the entire duration of the video. In it, he dominantly mocks you for being fascinated with his mouth and taunts you with his tongue.
You're a tiny, insignificant person to Primal and he treats you as so. He makes fun of your size and helpless position as his giant face looms over you. He sees you eyeing his mouth and he leans in so his lips take up your entire view and flashes his teeth at you, then begins sticking his tongue out and rolling it around in an effort to taunt and scare you. Alpha Primal stands up and raises his foot over you next, showing the bottom of each foot in close, zoomed-in detail. He wiggles his toes to frighten you into thinking you're about to be stomped flat then leans back down to continue degrading you to your tiny face. After humiliating you with his teeth, tongue, toes, and words for a while, Alpha Primal declares you to be his slave and that if the day ever came that he wanted to stomp you, he definitely will. But for now he grabs you to stash you away until he's ready to take you out and "play" with you another time. Length: 12:07 |
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* "Primal Instinks Stinkpit Bully" (feat. Galyx) - As everyone who follows the show knows, Primal Instinks is a punk who scarcely bathes and doesn't use deodorant. In this scenario he plays a bully who picks on a defenseless nerd by forcing his sweaty armpits in his face and telling him to smell them.
Galyx is sitting in a chair minding his own business when suddenly the door behind him opens and a shirtless punk walks in. He starts picking on Galyx like a bully and hands him a trashcan that he says he might need to puke in after what's about to happen to him. Primal stands behind Galyx and headlocks his face right into his armpit in a dragon sleeper hold, catching Galyx off guard and giving him a faceful of smelly armpit. Galyx turns his head while it's locked under Primal's arm to keep it out of his pit, but it's still close enough where he can smell the rank odor. When Primal releases his hold, Galyx wipes his mouth to get the sweat off of it but the bully is far from done. Primal continues taunting his defenseless victim and administering stinkpit headlocks to him for a while and Galyx tries to keep his face away from his stinky attacker as best he can. At the end, Primal pretends to apologize as if he feels bad and pulls up a bed beside Galyx, telling him to sit down on it so he can be more comfortable. Galyx hesitantly complies, but then the bully breaks the charade and wraps him up in another stinkpit attack on the mattress with a laugh. As a final act, he pushes Galyx onto his back and pins his arms above his head. He raises one of his armpits over Galyx's face and then brings it down right on it and holds it there for a while until he decides to stop picking on him and leaves the room with some final mean words and laughter. Length: 7:21 |
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* "Burp and Armpit Fart Contest" (feat. Galyx) - Primal Instinks and Galyx are bored and goofing around when suddenly Primal burps. Galyx laughs and burps back, and a burping contest ensues, followed by an armpit farting contest.
Primal challenges Galyx to a burping contest and the two friends take turns belching on command. They ham it up by making funny faces when they burp and Primal even holds his head during a particularly loud burp to make it seem like he was possessed by a demon when he released it. After Primal gives Galyx props as a worthy burp contender, he challenges him to an armpit farting contest next where you put your hand under one of your armpits and flap your arm down, causing a funny fart-like sound. Galyx proves he's able to produce the sound as well so the two friends take turns battling it out with this next. Seeing as they're both worthy of both talents, they decide to have a "jam session" together where they burp and armpit fart together at the same time for a while. In the end, they both raise their arms up triumphantly to the camera as a farewell. Length: 5:40 |
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* "Razbabies for the Lazy" (feat. Galyx) - Galyx plays a lazy roommate to Primal Instinks who doesn't have a job and just sits around the house eating all the time. Primal decides it's time to teach Galyx a lesson for living off of him for free by blowing raspberries all over his chest and stomach like he's a baby.
Galyx is sitting in a chair shirtless and remarking how delicious the pizza he just ate was. Primal walks into the bedroom after a long day of work and finds his roommate lounging around doing nothing as usual and eating the pizza that was actually Primal's. Primal complains about him still not having a job, and when Galyx burps in response, that's the last straw. Primal tells Galyx he's going to treat him like the baby he's acting like and begins putting his mouth on Galyx's abdomen and blowing air against it, resulting in a loud noise and Galyx trying to defensively protect himself. Primal gets him on the stomach, chest, and sides with the air attacks, and he calls him baby Galyx and tells him this is what he gets for being lazy and unemployed. Galyx eventually promises he'll start looking for a job as soon as possible if Primal will stop attacking him with the "razbabies" he's constantly getting him with. Primal agrees, but only after he administers a final multi-raspberry to Galyx while holding his arms above his head just to make sure that he's serious about finding work. Length: 8:04 |
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* "Tiny Laundry Tomb" - You're a tiny person who discovered a giant basket containing Primal Instinks' dirty laundry. You decide to climb inside and have a look around until Primal finds you inside his clothes and has a little fun with you at your expense.
The perspective shifts between first and third-person view using a wide lens camera. You see yourself, represented as a tiny toy soldier, standing in front of the basket, its size massive compared to you. The view shifts to first-person as you climb up and inside it and swim around in the dirty garments. Suddenly Primal stomps into view and demands to know who's inside his clothes basket. He kneels down to peer inside and starts laughing at your tiny size and decides he's going to have some fun with you. He parts his clothes like a sea and fishes you out of it, holding you in front of his face for a moment and taunting you, then he sets you on the floor and towers over you. Primal issues a stompdown as a punishment to weaken you. After this, he pulls out a dirty pair of socks from his laundry -- the only pair in fact since he wears the same socks for a week before changing them. He remarks on how bad they smell then he places you inside one of them and ties it in a knot to seal you in. The view changes to third-person again to show him dangling you inside his stinky sock with a cruel laugh. Primal shows mercy by releasing you from his sock, but you soon learn his mercy only goes so far. He announces that since you enjoy his dirty clothes so much, he's going to make his laundry basket your final resting place. He wraps you up in a pair of dirty boxers so you can't move and then he uses other clothes in the basket to bury you in a tomb of unwashed laundry. Length: 9:21 |
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