BEHIND-THE-SCENES EXTRAS (page 5)
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* "The Duct Tape Duo" (feat. T-Wrex) - T-Wrex shows Primal Instinks the right way to use duct tape to tie someone up and silence them, but the two friends wind up in a taped-up situation they aren't able to get out of as a result!
The scene opens with Primal sitting alone on a couch. A roll of grey duct tape is on the cushion next to him, presumably left out after being used around the house. Primal picks it up, rips off a strip, and places it over his mouth, which partially muffles his speech. He pulls on long, white socks, puts athletic shoes on, then relaxes on the couch with the tape over his mouth. T-Wrex enters the scene and immediately notices the tape over Primal's mouth. He remarks that Primal didn't properly use the tape in order to effectively silence himself. Wrex challenges him to try again, this time by inviting Primal to tape Wrex's mouth as a test. T-Wrex takes a seat on the couch next to him, and Primal takes the roll of duct tape and uses it to wrap tape around Wrex's mouth to the back of his neck, then back to his mouth again three times. When Wrex's speech is completely muffled, he nods and attempts to tell Primal through the tape that he did it right this time. T-Wrex rips the piece of duct tape off Primal's mouth that he had put on there himself then proceeds to wrap tape around Primal's mouth the same way he just did to Wrex three times, muffling his speech in the process. Wrex moves on to demonstrate how to tape a person's limbs by first duct taping Primal's ankles together, then taping Primal's wrists together while they're behind his back. Primal allows the demonstration, noting in a muffled voice through the tape that Wrex is very skilled in taping. T-Wrex then continues the demonstration by taping his own ankles together, and then, in a display of sheer skill, tapes his own wrists together behind his back. The two friends attempt to converse through the tape on their mouths, noting how effective Wrex's tape job is on both of them. Eventually, they realize that there's no one around to free them of this taped-up situation and begin attempting to wriggle themselves free on the couch. They both manage to kick their shoes off but are unable to break any of the tape binds holding their limbs together. After a while of struggling, the two of them pretend to faint from exhaustion on each others shoulders, ending the video. Length: 8:19 |
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* "Staggz Stinkfoot Bully" (feat. T-Wrex) - Staggz watched Primal Instinks' My Strange Addiction: Smelling Shoes video on YouTube where Primal sniffed a collection of his friends' worn-out shoes on camera, including a few pairs of Staggz's athletic shoes he had loaned him for the skit, and he decides he wants to tease Primal about his unusual habit.
It opens with Primal sitting on the couch being filmed by T-Wrex. Staggz walks in holding his phone, asking Primal what the video shown on the phone is about. The video is the shoe-smelling skit Primal filmed, and Primal laughs the video off as being a joke. Staggz says he doesn't believe him, asks him why he likes smelling shoes, and starts teasing him about being a fan of body odor. Primal awkwardly tries to defend himself against the teasing. T-Wrex joins in behind the camera, saying "I think he wants to smell your shoes right now." Staggz, who walked in holding his dirty socks he'd worn since yesterday in his hand, agrees, and presses the socks against Primal's nose and holds them there for a while so that he has to smell them, asking what he thinks of them afterward. Primal answers that they smell as if he'd been wearing them for several days without changing them. Staggz then pulls off his athletic shoes, which he's currently wearing without socks, and informs Primal he didn't shower today or wash his feet after work last night. He beings waving the inside of his shoes around Primal's nose in a teasing manner. Primal looks distressed but doesn't fight back against the bullying. Staggz holds each of his shoes under Primal's nose and he smells both of them, noting that they both smell equally bad. The teasing escalates as Staggz begins pressing his foot against Primal's nose and telling him to smell it. Wrex and Staggz then double-team bully Primal, pressing their feet against his nose, then pressing Staggz's socks and the inside of his shoes against his nostrils at the same time and holding them there so he has to smell them. After a while of this, Primal concludes that Staggz must not shower or change his clothes regularly in order for his feet to smell as bad as they do. Staggz doesn't take this as an insult, and adds that he doesn't use deodorant, either. Wrex yells "hit him with a stinkpit!" and Staggz lifts up his shirt, then presses his armpit against Primal's nose on the couch, making him smell it for a few seconds as a final form of bullying. Primal states his nostrils are on fire as a result of the foul odors he was repeatedly forced to smell, and Wrex and Staggz decide he's had enough for the day -- but that turns out to be a trick, and they instead hit Primal with one final, double-team whammy: pressing Staggz's socks and shoe against his nose while also pressing their feet against it from the side at the same time! Length: 7:34 |
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* "Back Sit Bagging" (feat. T-Wrex & Lord Rubix) - Primal Instinks waves to the camera, but is suddenly pushed to the floor by Lord Rubix, where he lands face-first and on his stomach onto the carpet below him.
Rubix grabs Primal's wrists, pulls them behind his back, and uses handcuffs to secure them together. Rubix then positions himself over Primal's body and lowers himself down, using his own body to keep Primal pinned to the ground. Rubix grabs a transparent plastic bag and places it over Primal's head, then uses his hands to hold it tightly in place around Primal's neck. From here on out, Primal has to try to survive as long as he can in this handcuffed, body-pinned, head-bagged scenario. The question of course is, how long will he be able to hold out for? T-Wrex, who's filming the scene, picks on Primal every now and then by poking at his bagged head with his foot. Rubix also makes the challenge harder by tickling Primal a few times throughout the duration of the survival attempt. Once Primal reaches the point where he's yelling out and wriggling around for a while, he finally gives up, but Rubix makes him wait another ten seconds before he removes the bag from his head, which he counts out loud before doing so. After the bag and handcuffs are removed, Primal complains about how tight the handcuffs were on his wrists and shows the camera the marks they left on him. He then fall backwards onto his back and pretends to faint, ending the scene. Length: 5:10 |
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* "Tie-Bagged Leg Trap" (feat. T-Wrex & Lord Rubix) - T-Wrex is sitting on the floor in front of the couch with Lord Rubix sitting on the couch right behind him. Rubix grabs Wrex's wrists and handcuffs them together behind his back, preventing him from using his arms any further.
Rubix uses duct tape to seal Wrex's mouth by wrapping the tape from around his mouth to the back of his neck and back to his mouth again several times. Rubix then places a transparent plastic bag over Wrex's head and uses a long piece of duct tape, which has been folded over onto itself, to secure the bag in place around Wrex's head by tying the piece of duct tape in a knot behind his neck. Once his arms are restrained, his mouth is sealed off, and the bag is tied in place, Rubix places his legs over T-Wrex's body and tucks his feet under his legs, holding them down so he can't move them too much or roll out of the sitting position he's in. From here on, it's a test of survival for Wrex to stay comfortable as long as he can in this position without being able to free himself from it. T-Wrex survives for a long time, until he finally reaches the point where he's been wriggling around and breathing heavily into the bag, which has gained a lot of visible moisture in it as a result. Eventually, Wrex verbally gives up, but Rubix counts down from ten seconds to zero before removing the bag. Before he can even catch his breath after the bag is removed, Primal Instinks, who's been filming the entire scene, uses his fingers to pinch Wrex's nose shut so he can't breathe at all and holds it this way until Rubix is able to remove all the tape from Wrex's mouth so he can finally breathe again. Length: 9:10 |
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* "Staggz's Dental Exam Expedition" (feat. T-Wrex) - Two off-camera dentists (played by Primal Instinks and T-Wrex) are tasked with a difficult job: administering an oral exam to a hungry beast, who is played by Staggz. The goal is to use a small camera to record five minutes of clear footage of the teeth, tongue, throat, and inside of the mouth of the subject while holding a flashlight inside the mouth in order to get a clearer view.
The scene opens with a view of Staggz's belly, then pans around his upper body and up to his face. During this panning, Staggz notices the small camera, smiles, and states that he's feeling hungry while rubbing his belly. The dentists get him to open his mouth, and one of them (Primal) uses one hand to point a lit flashlight inside of his mouth and the other hand to hold the camera inside it. This task turns out to be risky as the beast Staggz continuously bites at the camera, clacking his teeth together menacingly in the process. He also moves his tongue around every now and then as if to taste the device which is filming the inside of his mouth and the back of his throat. At one point, the other dentist (T-Wrex) attempts to place a tongue depressor into his mouth, but Staggz bites it until he takes it out. It seems Staggz is trying to hold back as long as he can in eating the device, but it's getting harder and harder for him to control himself. Around the five minute mark, Staggz's patience runs out completely. The camera's view suddenly goes deeper into his mouth and toward his throat, then everything fades to black and an audible "gulp" is heard. A view of darkness follows as if the camera had just been swallowed whole. The view then switches back to an external view of Staggz's stomach, which he's now rubbing with his hands while remarking how tasty the device he just ate was. Length: 5:02 |
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* "Plastic Bag Ticklefritz and Fun with Plastic Bags" (feat. T-Wrex) - The point of the bagging stunt is to survive as long as you comfortably can while your buddy holds a plastic bag around your head. But what happens when the person who's being bagged is really ticklish, and they're being relentlessly tickled while the bag is held around their head?
The very ticklish individual in question is Primal Instinks, and he's volunteered as the lab rat for this experiment. T-Wrex is the bagger and tickler, and he wastes no time getting right into it. The bag is a standard-size, transparent, plastic type, and Wrex uses one hand to hold it tightly against the back of Primal's neck so that it stays around his head and uses his other hand to repeatedly tickle Primal's sides while he sits in a chair in front of the camera. Primal immediately breaks into uncontrollable laughter, kicks his legs, and flails around in the chair in an attempt to stop the tickling, which is unsuccessful. As a result of him constantly breathing in and exhaling due to the enormous laughter, it isn't long before there's no longer any air in the bag around his head and he reaches a point where he's forcibly exhaling and unable to breathe in as a result of the non-stop laughing fit he's enduring. Unable to really say anything due to the fit of laughs, which now begin to sound like pained groans, Primal taps Wrex's arm to signal he's had enough. Wrex stops tickling him but leaves the bag over his head for a little longer until Primal manages to say "ticklefritz," a pun on the word "snicklefritz," which is T-Wrex's term he uses to signal whenever someone being bagged gives up. Wrex removes the bag a little after this word is spoken, but before Primal can even catch his breath, uses both hands to tickle his sides some more as he continues to sit on the couch, resulting in louder laughter and the kicking of both feet at the camera. The video closes with the two friends sharing their amusement in how quickly the air in the bag depleted as a result of the non-stop laughter. You also get to watch the 3:06 length video Fun with Plastic Bags where Primal and Wrex takes turns holding a plastic bag tightly around each others head while they both talk to the webcam to entertaining results. Length: 5:21 |
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* "Lord Rubix's Dental Exam Expedition" (feat. T-Wrex) - Two goofy, off-camera dentists (played by Primal Instinks and T-Wrex) administer an oral exam to Lord Rubix. The goal is to use a small camera to record five minutes of clear footage of the teeth, tongue, throat, and inside of the mouth of Rubix while holding a flashlight inside the mouth in order to get a clearer view.
The scene opens with a view of Lord Rubix's belly, then pans up to his face. Rubix opens his mouth, and the five minute exam begins. Dentist Primal uses one hand to point a lit flashlight inside of Rubix's mouth and the other hand to hold the camera inside it. Every now and then, Rubix clacks his teeth together menacingly during the filming. Around the five minute mark, Primal decides he wants to film the inside of Rubix's stomach as well, and tells the camera it's about to be eaten. The camera's view suddenly goes deeper into Rubix's mouth and toward his throat, then everything fades to black and an audible "gulp" is heard. A view of darkness follows, as if the camera had just been swallowed whole. The view then switches back to an external view of Rubix's stomach, which he's now rubbing with his hands as if to say the device he just ate made for a tasty meal. Length: 5:27 |
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* "Staggz Super Stinkfoot Bully" (feat. T-Wrex) - In another stinkfoot bully attack against Primal Instinks, Staggz makes a return appearance. Though his shoes smelled bad during the first episode, this time his feet were unbearably stinky during the filming process!
The scene opens with Staggz and Primal sitting together on the couch. Staggz mentions he recently saw Primal in a video on the internet he's about to tease him about. The video turns out to be Primal's "My Strange Addiction" mini-series where he smelled his friends' shoes on camera and admitted it was an unusual interest he's always had. Staggz pulls off one of his shoes, which he was wearing without socks, and waves it around Primal's face, asking if it was bringing back any memories for him. Primal awkwardly denies it does, so Staggz presses the inside of his shoe against Primal's nose, making him smell it. Primal claims the smell is foul, but Staggz accuses him of pretending not to like it and actually wanting more. He then pulls of his other shoe and makes Primal smell it as well. When Primal continues denying he actually enjoys smelling shoes, Staggz decides to step up his bullying. Now barefoot, he stands up on the couch and begins stepping on Primal's body, pushing him over with his feet, and telling him to admit he was the nerd who was sniffing shoes in that video. He then stands directly over Primal and lightly steps on his head a few times. Primal calls Staggz a bully, but Staggz defends his actions by telling Primal he's simply in denial. As Primal cowers against the couch, Staggz picks up both his shoes and waves them at Primal, offering him to take them and smell them because he knows he wants to. After five minutes of teasing, Staggz tells Primal he's going to leave him alone and invites him to get off from the couch and walk away. Primal stands up and goes to leave the room, but Staggz suddenly grabs him and throws him to the floor in front of the couch. As Primal objects to the treatment, Staggz begins repeatedly stepping on Primal's chest and face, then presses the area between his toes against his nose so he has to smell it. Staggz's bullying has now escalated to the maximum as he continues to stomp Primal's body, rub his feet under Primal's shirt, and stamp his face out like a cigarette, as well as making him smell his feet and teasing him for enjoying the smell. Staggz decides to finish Primal off, declaring "I'm about to end you," then places one of his feet over Primal's nose and mouth and presses down tightly so he can no longer breathe. Primal struggles to breathe unsuccessfully for a while, and eventually pretends to pass out from lack of oxygen in order to get the bullying to stop. The video ends with T-Wrex, who had been filming the entire time, stepping on Primal's face a few times to wake him back up, then saying "you do like it!" and laughing. Length: 10:29 |
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* "Karate Kickmasters" (feat. T-Wrex) - It's a martial arts match between Primal Instinks and T-Wrex, and both fighters, who are wearing sweatpants, are prepared to kick their way to victory! The two bow to each other and the match begins.
Wrex immediately insults his opponent in an effort to intimidate him, but Primal is unmoved. He walks right up to Wrex and delivers a "hiii-yah!" knee to his abdomen. This is quickly followed by a shoulder throw, which continues into an arm bar. While Primal has Wrex in the arm bar, he rubs his foot against Wrex's face in an effort to humiliate him for attempting to insult him at the beginning of the fight. T-Wrex, undefeated, suddenly breaks free from the arm bar, grabs Primal's arms, and uses his foot to press Primal's face into the ground. This goes on until Primal rolls backward and escapes, but is again knocked down by a kick to his leg by Wrex. As Primal lies face-first on the ground, Wrex uses his foot to press the back of Primal's head into the carpet for a while so he can't breathe. He then kneels down and presses Primal's face against the soles of his feet in order to further obstruct his breathing. Primal eventually breaks free with a gasp of air, stands up, and delivers a quick (pretend) punch to Wrex's face, which is followed by a hip toss that puts him back on the ground. As Wrex lies on the floor, Primal reaches down and grabs both of his arms then repeatedly stomps Wrex's face with his foot, using it to press his face against the floor. He sits on Wrex's chest while still holding his arms and presses both of his feet tightly against his face so he can't breathe. After a struggle, Wrex pretends to faint, making Primal the victor. While Wrex is unconscious, Primal kneels down, grabs his face, and presses it against the soles of feet like he had done to him in a final effort to display his superior martial arts skills. He tells his fallen opponent to be sure to have more skills the next time he faces him in a match, bows to him a final time, then walks off camera, leaving Wrex on the ground. Outtake footage after the video includes additional kickmaster scenes between both competitors. Length: 6:06 |
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* "Buddy, We Shrunk the Friend" (feat. T-Wrex & Lord Rubix) - Lord Rubix is hanging out at T-Wrex's house with Primal Instinks, but an accident on his end puts a very strange and unexpected twist on his visit!
Rubix is in the kitchen to get a drink of water. As Wrex and Primal call for him to join them in the next room, Rubix takes a drink from an unlabeled bottle of water. After noticing the odd taste, he realizes he just accidentally drank from a shrinking potion that was supposed to be used for a future comedy skit! The camera view switches to first person as Rubix shrinks down in size with a shrinking sound effect accompanying it. The first-person view, now showing Rubix's view from his tiny position on the floor, runs into the next room where his friends are hanging out so he can try to get help from them. Primal and Wrex are playing on the weight equipment and bantering with each other when tiny Rubix enters. As he looks up at his two friends, who now tower over him in size, he attempts to call out for help from behind the camera's view, but his voice is meek and unheard as a result of his tiny size. His friends are completely unaware he's even in the same room as them, and they call out to him again in an effort to get him to join them without realizing he's in fact not too far away. Primal and Wrex begin slapping each other and wrestling in the weight room for fun, and while this is happening, they nearly crush their miniature friend as a result of not knowing he's there. The first-person view watches from the ground and futilely calls out to the two friends as they nearly step on him a few times. After they finish play-fighting, Primal grabs a bag of cashews from the table and begins eating them, then sets the bag down on the floor. Rubix, seeing this as a possible way to get his friends' attention, runs toward the bag and climbs into it, and the first-person view is now showing from inside the bag of nuts. Wrex's face appears over the bag and he reaches in and eats a few of the cashews from it. Rubix attempts to cry out that he's in there, still unnoticed and unheard by his friends. Suddenly, Wrex grabs Rubix along with a few cashews and, to Rubix's horror, places them inside his mouth. The camera's view captures the inside of Wrex's mouth as Rubix is now inside of it and fades in and out from black as Wrex opens and closes his mouth to chew. As Rubix tries to call out for help, the camera's view suddenly slides toward Wrex's throat, then everything fades to black and an audible gulp from Wrex is heard. The camera switches back to a third-person view of Primal and Wrex standing together in the weight room, commenting how good the cashews taste. Wrex suddenly feels a pain in his stomach and mentions it to Primal. After hearing Rubix's tiny, feeble voice for the first time now from somewhere nearby, Primal notices what looks like movement going on inside Wrex's stomach as if something was trying to get out. The two eventually come to the conclusion that Rubix must have accidentally drank from the wrong bottle in the kitchen, shrunk in size, and had just accidentally been eaten by T-Wrex! The two friends decide with a laugh that Rubix will eventually come out in the bathroom, then walk off camera together. Length: 5:02 |
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* "Bar-Bagged Rex" (feat. T-Wrex & Coltrain) - T-Wrex is in the mood to do some pull-ups one night in the weight room, but unbeknownst to him, he's about to face a different test of endurance instead!
Wrex reaches up for the pull-up bars, but just as he grabs them, Coltrain rushes into the scene with a pair of handcuffs. He cuffs Wrex's wrists together above the pull-up bar so his arms are now cuffed to the bar over his head. As Wrex expresses surprise at the sudden move, Coltrain silences him by placing a sock into his mouth and tightly duct taping it into place, taping around Wrex's head and mouth several times. Primal Instinks, who's filming the entire scene, tells Wrex to "hang in there" with a laugh. With his arms stuck above his head to where he's nearly hanging from the pull-up bars and his words silenced by the sock in his mouth, Wrex is already in a slippery situation -- but wait, there's more! Coltrain places a transparent plastic bag over Wrex's head and secures a rubber band around his neck in order to hold the place tightly in place. Coltrain steps back,and laughs along with Primal at the sight of the bagged Wrex hanging from the pull-up bars. T-Wrex tries to stay as calm and survive as long as he comfortably can in the situation while his two friends test his serenity by making puns related to him not surviving it. After a while, Wrex finally speaks the word of surrender, though it comes out very muffled through the sock in his mouth. Primal and Coltrain decide he isn't actually ready to be freed yet, so Coltrain waits another 25 seconds before he actually takes the bag off of Wrex's head. Wrex appears to be sleepy as he catches his breath and decides he needs to lay down on the floor for a moment. This could be a result of the drinking the three college-aged friends did before the filming of this video, or it could be because he almost passed out from being bagged for so long -- but it's likely a combination of both! Length: 4:54 |
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* "Bar-Bagged Bandit" (feat. T-Wrex & Coltrain) - In this sequel, T-Wrex gets his revenge on Coltrain from the Bar-bagged scenario above!
Coltrain opens the video by taking a few shots with Wrex in order to relax and prepare for the scene. Standing in front of a piece of exercise equipment, Coltrain raises his arms so that his hands are just above the pull-up bars at the top of it. T-Wrex uses a pair of handcuffs to secure Coltrain's wrists together above the bar so his arms are now held above his head and he's unable to use them to free himself. Next, Wrex grabs one of Coltrain's socks from the floor and shoves it into his mouth, then uses duct tape to go around his head and mouth a few times, taping the sock in place so he can't speak or breathe through his mouth. Wrex places a transparent plastic bag over Coltrain's head and uses a rubber band to secure it tightly in place around his neck. Coltrain is now standing with his feet barely touching the floor, his arms cuffed above his head to the pull-up bar, his mouth sealed off with a sock and duct tape, and a plastic bag held in place over his head by a rubber band, and he's in no position to free himself from any of these bindings! Primal Instinks, who's been filming the entire time, banters with Wrex about Coltrain's fate as he tries to last as long as he comfortably can in the scary scenario. At times, Wrex stands very close to Coltrain and asks him how he's doing as the clock keeps ticking. After several minutes, Coltrain finally reaches the point where there's clearly no air left in the bag on his head, and after enduring this for a while, he finally gives up in a muffled voice through the sock in his mouth. Wrex waits a moment then takes the bag off Coltrain's head, followed by the sock out of his mouth and the handcuffs off his wrists, then stands beside him as he catches his breath and says a few words to the camera as an outro. Length: 6:31 |
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* "Fear Factor Freakout and Mummy-Taped Terror" (feat. T-Wrex & Lord Rubix) - There's a reason why you don't see any plastic bag-related scenarios where Lord Rubix is the one being bagged. He's claustrophobic, and as if having a plastic bag secured around your head for a while isn't freaky enough, having claustrophobia multiplies that fear!
In the spirit of the TV show Fear Factor, Primal Instinks and T-Wrex convinced Rubix to face his fear and give one of the scenarios they had previously been commissioned for his best shot. The scene in question was the Limb-Locked Head Wrap stunt Wrex had starred in, and this time, instead of Rubix wrapping Wrex's limbs and face with plastic wrap, it was Wrex's turn to wrap Rubix. Rubix begins on the floor on his back with his legs up in the air, his knees held together, and his hands tucked under his legs. As Primal films, T-Wrex uses a roll of plastic wrap to bind Rubix's legs together, then wraps Rubix's hands against his legs so he can't move them. Rubix is now in a position where he's lying on his back with his hands and legs held tightly together by plastic wrap. Wrex removes Lord 's glasses then wraps the roll of plastic wrap around his head and mouth a few times. He wraps it around his eyes and forehead next, being careful to wrap everything with several layers except for his nose. Finally, he tells Rubix to take a deep breath through his nose, asks him if he has any last words, and then rolls the plastic wrap over his nose as well so his entire face is now covered in layers of plastic wrap, preventing him from seeing or breathing. Rubix lies calmly on the floor in the position for a moment, but then the fear sets in and he shakes around on the ground in an attempt to escape. Primal and Wrex laugh at the reaction, and pretty soon Rubix is thrashing enough so that he actually frees one of his hands from the plastic wrap and pulls it away from his nose so he can breathe again. You also get to watch a 3:17 video called Mummy-Taped Terror which features Lord Rubix completely duct taped from his ankles to the top of his shoulders with a black sock also taped into his mouth. While Primal films, Wrex lifts Rubix up while he's mummified and swings him around -- and Rubix isn't a fan of heights! The tape is ripped off his mouth for comedic pain effect and a car seat head rest cover is placed over his head to freak him out a little more for fun. Length: 6:10 |
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* "New Shoes Showdown" (feat. T-Wrex & Lord Rubix) - A contest between two friends over who's new shoes are nicer quickly turns into a sticky situation!
Primal Instinks and Lord Rubix are sitting on the couch. Noticing how nice the weather is, Primal thinks about going on a run and admires how nice his new running shoes are. Rubix, who recently purchased new Vans shoes, claims that his shoes are nicer than Primal's and this starts an argument. As the two friends pull on their black socks and respective shoes, Primal decides to place a friendly wager on the new shoes showdown they're about to have. Retrieving a roll of duct tape, Primal declares a tape escape contest where the two friends must tape each other up and whoever breaks free first would be the one with the better shoes. Rubix lies on the floor and Primal tapes his ankles together, then hands the tape to Rubix so he can tape Primal's ankles together as well. At that moment, T-Wrex comes running up the driveway of the house and enters through the front door, having just completed a run. He walks into the room and sees Primal and Rubix taping each other up and offers to lend a hand. Primal hands Wrex the roll of tape then joins Rubix on the floor so the two friends are now lying on their bellies with their ankles already taped together. Wrex tapes them both up one after the other. He tapes their thighs together above their knees, followed by their wrists, then finally their arms just above the elbow. At this point, Primal and Rubix's limbs are completely taped together -- but Wrex isn't finished yet! T-Wrex, who's wearing brand new shoes himself, takes both of his shoes off, followed by the black socks he's wearing. He crams one of his socks into Primal's mouth and uses the duct tape to tightly tape it in place by going around his head and mouth a few times. He then repeats this on Rubix using the other sock he was wearing, so neither of the two competitors can speak clearly anymore. As a final touch, Wrex uses the tape to hogtie the two friends individually by taping their wrists to their ankles so movement for the two is now virtually impossible. T-Wrex films the two friends as they both attempt to escape from their bindings, but neither of them is having any luck at all. They both grunt and speak in muffled tones, but even wriggling and hopping around on the floor their very hardest fails to break any of the tape. Seeing no winner in sight, Wrex decides who has the nicest new shoes himself by noting that Primal's shoes are closest to his own shoes in appearance and declares them to be the winner. Length: 11:34 |
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* "Mummy-Wrapped Rubix" (feat. T-Wrex & Lord Rubix) - This serves as a follow-up to the New Shoes Showdown scenario above. There was a catch to the contest of who had the nicer shoes, and that catch was that whoever lost the contest had to get taped up again -- but this time, shoulders to ankles like a mummy!
Lord Rubix, who has one of T-Wrex's socks taped in his mouth, is standing up in front of the couch. His ankles and thighs are already taped together so his legs can't move and he's got his arms held against his sides. Wrex kneels down with a roll of duct tape and begins wrapping it around Rubix's ankles, just above his new Vans shoes he's wearing. Wrex continues taping around Rubix's legs, slowly making his way up his body. The tape reaches his hands and winds up taping them against his sides, then continues wrapping around his body and going up toward his head. Once the tape is up to Rubix's shoulders, Wrex uses it to go up and around his chest, shoulders, and back a few times, ensuring it's going to hold tight. He then steps back so the camera, held by Primal Instinks, can get a good look at Rubix, who now resembles a mummy or a 2x4-sized person who's been wrapped up by a spider that uses duct tape instead of silky webs to trap its prey. Primal and Wrex laugh at the sight while Rubix is careful not to fall over. T-Wrex carefully lifts Rubix up and sets him on his back on the couch so he's now lying in this mummy-wrapped state. Wrex sits on Rubix's abdomen momentarily so a few funny photos can be taken. Then, the final phase is announced, and that entails Wrex using a final strip of duct tape to cover Rubix's nose so he can no longer breathe. Rubix objects, but the tape is placed over his nose for a while a few times anyway. As a finale, Primal instructs Rubix to take a deep breath in through his nose, which he does, and Wrex applies the tape over his nose one final time then leaves it that way until Rubix begins struggling and muffling through the taped sock in his mouth for it to be removed. Wrex removes the tape and Rubix breathes in deeply through his nose, wishing to himself he hadn't lost the nicer new shoes contest. Length: 8:00 |
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* "Primal Instinks Drunk Foot Bully" (feat. T-Wrex) - This episode of the Couch Foot Bully series marks a new chapter: the Drunk Foot Bully. As the title suggests, Primal Instinks plays the bully role, and this time he's drunk -- both literally, and with power!
Primal is sitting on the couch, facing the camera with his ankles crossed. He's wearing long pants, a long-sleeved shirt, and eyeglasses. This video uses one camera angle, which captures everything from its location on a table in front of the couch. Primal lays back on the couch and calls out to someone off-camera: "Hey, you!" He snaps his fingers and points to the end of the couch his feet are now resting on. T-Wrex, playing the role of the bullied character who isn't strong enough to fight back against the teasing, slowly walks into frame with a sigh and sits down on the couch next to Primal's feet. He begins lifting Primal's feet and hitting himself in the head and rubbing his own face with them. Primal laughs and says "that's right, you know what to do!" and lays back on the couch comfortably while Wrex continues bullying himself with Primal's feet. Primal states how satisfied he is that he doesn't even need to bully Wrex himself this time and that Wrex is under his power and can't help but do it himself. A couple minutes in, Primal begins kicking T-Wrex in the face himself and rubbing his feet on him while continuing to make fun of him for the position he's in. After five minutes of bullying, he grabs T-Wrex and pulls him off the couch, laying him down on his back onto the floor. Primal remains seated on the couch with Wrex laying under him and continues bullying him with his feet and words. He places one of his feet under Wrex's shirt and uses the other to stomp his face, grab his nose, and cover his mouth. Primal grabs Wrex's arms and places both his feet on his face for a while. As Wrex finally begins to protest the seemingly-endless bullying he's receiving, Primal suddenly gets off the couch and sits on Wrex's stomach, placing both his feet on Wrex's face and using his hands to pin Wrex's wrists down on the floor. For the next minute and a half, Primal sits on Wrex and continues bullying him with his feet and words until Wrex begins getting restless. After ten minutes of picking on him, Primal finally decides to leave him alone. He stands up to leave, but not before stepping on Wrex's face one final time and getting a close-up of his foot on his face with the camera. Length: 10:40 |
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* "T-Wrex's Bite-Sized Buddy" - T-Wrex is a giant, hungry predator who's looking for a bite to eat, and the snack he's searching for happens to be a shrunken Primal Instinks!
The scene opens in a third-person view with Wrex frantically searching for tiny Primal in the bedroom. Wrex lifts and turns over objects on the desk, asking "where did it go??" out loud. Primal's faint, heavy breathing can be heard from his hiding place, and he meekly utters "oh no!" as Wrex suddenly reaches under the chair he's hiding under and finds him there. As the camera switches to a first-person view of what tiny Primal is seeing, Wrex lifts him up off the ground and dangles him in front of his face like a giant. Primal, who's speaking in a higher-pitched tone as a result of his tiny size, struggles against giant Wrex's grip and meekly asks for him to put him down. As Primal continues to beg to be released and struggle against his grip, Wrex mocks his tiny size with phrases like "you're nothing compared to this hand! One finger is stronger than you!" Wrex dangles him around in the air then brings him closer to his mouth and bites at him several times, scaring him. The frantic Primal tries to reason with Wrex, telling him to stop goofing around and to just let him go. Wrex continues taunting him instead, telling him he's going to get eaten, to which Primal tells Wrex he's crazy and insists he's not food. Eventually, T-Wrex decides it's time to stop playing with his food, and as Primal objects, he slowly pulls him into his mouth and closes it, and with a fading yell from Primal, the first-person camera view fades to black. The view switches back to third-person, with Wrex still sitting in the chair and tiny Primal now in his mouth. Wrex's mouth is closed with a smile on his lips, and Primal's muffled voice frantically tries to call out from inside. Wrex's cheeks keep puffing out one at a time as if Primal is punching at them from within, trying without success to get out. After amusing himself with this for a while, Wrex eventually swallows his food, and the tiny, muffled yell inside fades out as it travels down his throat and into his stomach. T-Wrex stands up and rubs his belly with a satisfied "mmm!," then stomps the camera to end the video. Length: 4:23 |
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* "Primal Instinks' Bite-Sized Buddy" (feat. T-Wrex) - The roles in the scenario above are reversed this time, with Primal Instinks acting as the hungry giant and T-Wrex playing the shrunken man about to be found and eaten.
The scene opens in third-person view with Primal searching around the room, looking for the tiny T-Wrex, calling out for him to reveal himself. Wrex's feeble voice is heard from his hiding place, telling the giant to leave him alone and saying that he'll never find him. Unfortunately for him, he's wrong, and Primal ends up finding him hiding under the chair he's sitting in. The view switches to first-person, showing tiny Wrex's perspective as Primal lifts him up off the ground and dangles him in front of his face using one hand like a giant. Wrex, who's speaking in a higher-pitched voice due to his tiny size, demands to be released and wriggles against Primal's grip, and luckily ends up slipping out of his hand and landing on the floor. Before he can get away though, Primal quickly uses both of his feet to grab him and lift him up off the ground again. Primal leans back in the chair and laughs at Wrex's attempts to escape while holding him up in front of him using his feet. Wrex continues to demand to be let go, telling him to get his feet off of him. Primal pokes at Wrex with his finger and continues to taunt his tiny size and feeble attempts to escape. Wrex struggles against the grip Primal's toes have on him, and in response, Primal taps Wrex's head repeatedly with his big toe, causing him to cry out in pain. Growing bored of playing with his food, Primal uses one hand to grab Wrex from between his feet and dangles him right in front of his face, telling him he'll be eating him soon. Primal scares him by telling him he might decide to put sauce on him before he turns him into his meal, and then gives him a lick to see if he'll need to add any spice to him. Wrex's meek voice says "ew!' in response to his tongue hitting him and he tells Primal he shouldn't eat him and that he should just let him go. Primal laughs and responds by telling him it's meal time, then slowly brings tiny T-Wrex into his mouth and closes it, and as Wrex says "whoa!," the view fades to black. The camera switches back to a third-person view of Primal still sitting in the chair with his mouth closed and tiny T-Wrex now inside of it. Primal makes a face in response to Wrex fighting from within his mouth to not be swallowed, punching at the inside of his cheeks and protesting in a high, muffled voice. Wrex gives it his best effort, but in the end, Primal ends up swallowing him, and Wrex's cries fade out as he slides down his throat and into his belly. Primal rubs his belly with a smile and says "down he goes!" in a satisfied tone. Ready for a post-meal nap, he lays back in the chair he's sitting in, which comically almost falls over. The video ends with Primal propping his feet up in front of the camera. Length: 4:08 |
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* "Double-Bagged Us a Dino" (feat. T-Wrex & Lord Rubix) - Got ourselves a big one here! T-Wrex has been captured by Primal Instinks and Lord Rubix and is about to endure a double-bagging while handcuffed in a chair.
Wrex is already sitting in the chair in front of the camera. After a quick introduction, Primal places a strip of duct tape over Wrex's mouth, effectively silencing him. Rubix holds up a pair of handcuffs and assists Primal in handcuffing Wrex's wrists together behind his back. Next, Rubix places a transparent plastic bag over Wrex's head, and the two friends work together to secure it around his neck using a large rubber band. With Wrex now breathing in the bag through his nose while handcuffed in the chair, Primal and Rubix have fun bantering with each other, and this includes making jokes about Wrex's current situation. As time goes on, Primal sings a song and even briefly dances while Wrex's breathing gets quicker and heavier in the bag, and Rubix laughs about it. Finally, Wrex reaches the point where he has to give up and verbally does so in a muffled voice through the tape over his mouth. Primal waits a moment, then very slowly removes the rubber band holding the bag around Wrex's head, claiming the rubber band was "stuck" as an excuse to take so long to remove it. After the bag is removed from his head and the tape removed from his mouth, Wrex finally catches his breath. He doesn't get to do that for very long, however, because Primal suddenly grabs the bag and places it over T-Wrex's head again, and this time he pulls it very tightly against his face and holds it that way using his hands. Round two thus begins, with Wrex's hands still in the cuffs from earlier, and Primal and Rubix bantering some more. After a while, Wrex begins stomping in the chair and struggling and eventually gives up again. Just like before, Primal waits before removing the bag, purposely pulling it off an inch at a time and saying "almost got it, hold on, it's a little stuck" as a cruel joke. Once the bag is finally removed the second time, Rubix opines that the second round looked a lot worse to endure than the first one, and Primal remarks how hot the inside of the bag is. T-Wrex, who's catching his breath, dramatically falls out of the chair and onto the floor to end the video. Length: 10:23 |
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* "Double Team Ticklefritz" (feat. T-Wrex & Lord Rubix) - Primal Instinks thinks he's about to film a vlog with his friends T-Wrex and Lord Rubix, but he's in for a surprise instead!
Primal is sitting in a chair in front of the camera. He waves and goes to introduce himself to the audience who'll be watching, but is quickly cut off by Rubix, who places a transparent plastic bag over his head. As Primal expresses his surprise, Wrex joins Rubix in securing the bag around Primal's head using a large rubber band. Primal is now forced to breathe the same air inside the bag which will eventually run out of oxygen. As Primal objects and asks to be let go, Rubix responds with "hold him down!" Wrex kneels behind Primal and grabs his wrists then pulls his arms behind his back and holds them there so he can't use them. Rubix positions himself in front of Primal then begins relentlessly tickling his sides, causing Primal to erupt into immediate laughter. What's happening now is that the unstoppable laughter is causing Primal to breathe in and out faster, which is cutting the time in which he can comfortably survive with the bag on his head a lot shorter! "This is what you get for being ticklish!" Wrex says, then uses his chin to dig into Primal's ribs as he continues holding his arms back, adding to the laughter. After a while of this, and Primal's breathing is now noticeably heavier, Wrex and Rubix change places so Rubix is now holding Primal's arms back behind him and Wrex is doing the tickling. Primal's laughter turns into grunts and cries, and he begins stomping and struggling in the chair. He finally manages to verbally give up in between laughing and groaning, but Wrex takes his time in removing the bag, letting him cry out for a little more before he finally does. Thinking it's all over, Primal catches his breath and begins remarking how hot the inside of the bag was with a laugh, until Wrex suddenly throws the bag over his head a second time, pulls it tightly against Primal's face, and uses one hand to hold it in place. Rubix holds Primal's arms behind his back and Wrex uses his free hand to tickle Primal's sides again. With the bag so tight against his head, Primal mentions that he now can't breathe at all, to which Wrex replies "that's the point!" and continues holding it against his face and tickling him. With a big grin on his face, Rubix continues holding Primal's arms back even after he verbally gives up and Wrex continues holding the bag against Primal's face for a while before finally deciding to remove it so he can breathe. Primal pretends to faint and slides off the chair onto the floor, leaving Wrex and Rubix to laugh and say an outro for the audience before the video fades out. Length: 4:39 |
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* "Lord Rubix's Bite-Sized Buddy" (feat. T-Wrex) - The third episode of the Bite-Sized Buddy series stars Lord Rubix as the hungry giant searching for his tiny prey and Primal Instinks providing the voice-over for the tiny man Rubix is after.
The scene opens in third-person view with Rubix sitting in a chair, searching everywhere around him for something he craves. Off-camera, a feeble, high-toned voice wishes out loud that Rubix doesn't find him, hoping against hope that he'll simply give up and go away. Rubix eventually finds the tiny man hiding under the chair he's sitting in, and as he reaches under and grabs hold of him, the view switches to first-person, showing you the point of view of the tiny person. The meek voice cries out "oh no, whoaaa!" as Rubix discovers its origin and lifts him up off the ground like a giant. As a result of the struggling, Rubix accidentally drops him back onto the floor, but before he can run away, the tiny man is caught in between Rubix's feet, lifted back up off the ground, and held in front of Rubix's face. The voice struggles and complains that the grip Rubix's toes have on his body is crushing him, and Rubix's toes are seen flexing at the corners of the camera's view. Rubix grabs the tiny prey with his hand, pulls it in closer to his face, and tells it that it's about to be eaten by him as a snack. The voice protests in fear, suggesting Rubix eat a cheeseburger instead. The view shows Rubix's tongue pass over it as he licks his prey in an effort to taste him. False hope is given when Rubix complains about the taste. Rubix decides to stop playing with his food and slowly brings it into his open mouth. The view fades to black as his mouth closes, and the tiny voice's cry of fear fades with it. When the video fades back in, it's now back in third-person view of Rubix sitting in the chair with his mouth full. The frightened prey he just ate is fighting from inside his mouth to be consumed, and Rubix is visibly struggling to swallow him! The tiny voice is now quieter and muffled as it punches against Rubix's cheeks in an effort to escape, and Rubix's face is showing the struggle as his cheeks continue puffing out one by one from each punch. Rubix groans in response to the struggle, but after a while, he finally manages to swallow the tiny prey. The voice's muffled scream fades out as it presumably travels down Rubix's throat and into his stomach, where it will soon be digested. With his snack finally enjoyed, Rubix rubs his belly and says "perfect!" in satisfaction. As an outro, Rubix rocks back and forth in the chair he's sitting in and gives the camera a stompdown for a while. He then turns the camera over to the bed next to him where Primal Instinks and T-Wrex are both sitting together and joins Wrex in double-team tickling Primal, who is very ticklish. After a funny tickle fit full of laughter, Rubix tells Primal to "open wide," and he guides the camera to the inside of his mouth, where it fades to black as it goes inside. Length: 5:12 |
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* "Bandana Banditos Betrayal" (feat. T-Wrex) - This video is the fourth episode in the Bandana Banditos series, where Primal Instinks and T-Wrex reprise their roles as two barefoot, flannel- and jeans-wearing cowboy characters who work together to keep their Western town safe from crime. The third episode saw them finally capturing the bandit Coltrain, who was the antagonist of the first two episodes, and in this episode they're all alone and the town is now safe -- or is it?
Primal and Wrex shake hands and congratulate each other on the capture of the villainous Coltrain, who was put away in jail thanks to their heroic efforts. They express happiness in how the town is safe and that they now have a lot of gold to share as a reward for taking care of Coltrain. As Primal turns to lead the way into the town, he's suddenly and unexpectedly ambushed by his partner Wrex. Wrex grabs him and throws him into a nearby chair, then stuffs a sock into his mouth before he can call out for help. As a result of the sudden shock of what just happened, Primal remains seated in the chair, attempting to ask what's going on through the sock in his mouth. Wrex quickly pulls out unbreakable twine from his pocket and begins tying Primal to the chair he's sitting in by going around his arms and chest with it, telling him that he won't be sharing the gold with him and that it will be all his once Primal is out of the picture. Primal, now fully aware of the betrayal he's facing from his partner, begins attempting to break free, but by now it's too late; he's already tied up tightly to the chair with his arms restrained. Seeing him attempting to break free, Wrex grabs his wrists and ties them together with the string as well so he can't move his hands anymore. Primal's angry, muffled words through the sock in his mouth cause Wrex to pull out a bandana and tie it over his mouth in order to silence him even more. In response to Primal's kicking against the ground, Wrex bends over and ties his ankles together too, so his limbs are now all tied. Wrex follows this by tying another bandana over Primal's face so he can no longer see, and then tying a washcloth around his head to hold all the bandanas tightly in place. He grabs a large blanket from off camera and throws it over Primal, completely concealing his entire body in the chair from view. Wrex sarcastically thanks Primal for the loot, which he's now stealing for himself, and walks off camera, leaving Primal tied-up, covered from view under a blanket, and gagged into silence where no one will likely ever find him. Primal's muffled cries are heard from under the blanket for a while and faint movements are seen, until he grows tired, hot, and runs out of oxygen under the blanket. His head falls to the side under the blanket, and he presumably passes out as his cries fall silent and his movements cease. Length: 5:37 |
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* "T-Wrex Drunk Foot Bully" - This episode of the Couch Foot Bully series marks the second instance of the Drunk Foot Bully sub-series. This time the roles are reversed, and it's drunk T-Wrex's turn to play the bully character and Primal Instinks plays the victim.
Primal is laughing at something he's looking at on his phone. Wrex, who's sitting beside him on the couch, glances over to see what it is, then suddenly snatches the phone away from Primal like a bully. Primal goes to reach for his phone but is instantly blocked by Wrex, who uses one of his feet to push Primal's head back. The force of the push puts Primal in a position where he's lying on his back on the couch, and Wrex also lies back so that his legs are positioned right at Primal's face. Primal's character is too weak to fight back against the bullying, so he winds up lying in this position and enduring what turns out to be over ten minutes of being picked on by Wrex, who is now looking through the phone that he took from Primal. Wrex begins stepping on Primal's face, rubbing his face with his feet, pinching his nose with his toes, and poking at his mouth, all while verbally taunting him for being too weak to defend himself. Wrex, who's constantly touching the screen of Primal's phone while he does this, says he's texting all of Primal's friends as well as his family to let them know what he's currently enduring in an attempt to embarrass him. Wrex also takes pictures of the situation and texts them to people in Primal's phone and even calls someone from the phone and tells them what's going on while Primal objects to the bullying. The camera, a side view, occasionally zooms in on Primal's face during the bullying, then reverts back to show a full-screen view of what's happening. Seven-and-a-half minutes into the bullying, Wrex stands up and pulls Primal off the couch, placing him on his back onto the floor below it. Wrex sits back on the couch, positioning himself over Primal's face and chest, and resumes picking on him by stepping on his body and making fun of him for the situation he's in. At this point, a picture-in-picture camera view appears, showing a horizontal top-shot of Primal's face as T-Wrex's feet attack it, along with the side view continuing to show Wrex as he bullies him from the couch. Wrex reaches down with his hand at one point and covers Primal's nose and mouth with it so he can't breathe for a while, then removes it and replaces it with one of his feet and uses it to block Primal's airways until he's finally able to turn his head and free himself. Wrex follows this by stepping on his face and chest some more for a while. After a total of eleven minutes, the bullying finally ends... until the next episode! Length: 11:37 |
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* "Karate Kickmasters 2" (feat. T-Wrex) - The silly sequel starring your favorite kung fu kickers has arrived! Primal Instinks and T-Wrex reprise their roles as two martial arts fighters engaged in a one-on-one battle, wearing nothing but sweatpants. While the first battle was filmed indoors, this round takes place outside in the backyard on a sunny day.
The video opens with the sound of a gong and the two fighters bowing to each other. Primal, in character, laughs at his opponent, recognizing him as the one he defeated in the previous episode. He tells him he lacks the will of the warrior and that he will lose again. Wrex responds he has trained and learned much since the last encounter and claims he will be victorious this time. The battle begins and the two fighters throw chops, kicks, and punches at each other. Wrex lands some early hits, causing Primal to take him more seriously. Primal grabs one of Wrex's arms and throws him to the floor, then places him in an arm bar and uses one of his feet to hold Wrex's head back by putting pressure against his chin. Wrex struggles for a while, but is able to free himself of the hold. Wrex stands up, pushes Primal to the ground using his foot, and then grabs Primal's arm and repeatedly stomps his face while he's on the ground. Primal eventually escapes and returns fire by doing the same stomp attack to T-Wrex. He then rolls Wrex onto his belly then presses Wrex's face into the soles of his feet in a smother attack. Once free of the attack, Wrex lifts Primal off the ground in a fireman carry then drops him onto his back. He follows this by putting Primal in the same arm bar he was put in earlier, using his foot to push Primal's face back in the process. Next, Wrex shows Primal how the sole smother attack is truly done by using it against him for a while. Seeing Primal weakened by his attacks, Wrex decides it's time to put the finishing move on his opponent. With Primal lying on his back on the grass, Wrex sits on his abs, pins his arms down using his hands, and places both feet on Primal's face, pressing it into the ground and stomping it. With the combination of the weight crushing his body and his opponent's feet crushing his head, Primal is eventually forced to yield the victory to Wrex, making him the new Karate Kickmaster champion. Length: 5:51 |
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* "Gag Order Transport" (feat. T-Wrex & Lord Rubix) - Primal Instinks and T-Wrex play two shirtless agents wearing neckties who are in charge of capturing Lord Rubix and silently transporting him to a secret location. They have to keep him quiet using their hands to cover his mouth, ensure he doesn't get away by tying his wrists and ankles together with the ties they're wearing as well as tying one of the ties in and around his mouth, then finally secure him in a body-sized plastic bin for transport while he helplessly struggles to yell and break free.
The two agents shake hands and discuss the mission at hand. They recall all the individuals they've had to silence and capture over the years and prepare themselves for the current one they're about to face. Seeing Rubix approach from the distance, they take their hiding places, and Agent Wrex ambushes Rubix as he enters through a door, clamping one of his hands over Rubix's mouth to silence him. While Rubix struggles to speak and fight against the hold Wrex has on him with his other arm, Wrex notes that Rubix is just like all the other individuals who have been silenced and captured over the years. Wrex hands Rubix over to Primal, who holds him with one hand and uses the other hand to silence him just as Agent Wrex had. Agent Primal also reminisces on all the people he's gagged and transported as part of his job. As Rubix struggles and tries to yell more, Primal decides they're going to have to tie him up to ensure he doesn't escape transport. Noting that they didn't bring any rope or tape with them, Primal is satisfied with Wrex's idea of using the neckties they're wearing to bind Rubix's limbs together. While Primal continues keeping his hand over Rubix's mouth, Wrex removes his necktie and uses it to tie Rubix's wrists together behind his back. Rubix is then thrown onto the couch, still gagged into silence, and his ankles are tied together using another tie that Wrex had with him. Seeing as Rubix is still trying to speak, Primal removes the tie he's wearing and places it inside Rubix's mouth under his teeth and ties it tightly behind his head, stifling his speech. Agent Wrex removes Rubix's glasses then ties a fourth and final necktie over his eyes, blindfolding him so he won't know the location of where he's about to be transported to. Wrex lifts Rubix off the couch and directs him over to a large, plastic bin. He sets Rubix inside the bin, pushes him down inside it, and secures the lid over it by latching both sides down. Agent Primal calls in a successful mission to headquarters as Agent Wrex drags the bin with Rubix in it through the kitchen, stopping in front of the open basement door. As Rubix screams in a muffled manner from within, Wrex kicks the bin down the stairs, watching it tumble down the steps and hit the floor at the bottom. Length: 8:32 |
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* "Two Bag Test" (feat. T-Wrex & Lord Rubix) - This scene puts a new spin on the plastic bag contest, where not one, but TWO bags are secured around the competitor's head. As if that isn't enough, only one of the bags immediately gets removed after T-Wrex gives up, with the second one being left on for a while longer!
Wrex, seated in a chair in front of the camera, has his wrists handcuffed behind his back by Lord Rubix. Primal Instinks and Rubix place a transparent plastic bag around Wrex's head and use a large rubber band to secure it in place. A larger transparent bag is then placed over the first bag on Wrex's head, and Primal uses his hand to grip this one tightly behind Wrex's head to hold it in place. There's a little air to breathe in both bags. From here on out, Wrex has to do the best he can to comfortably survive in this two-bagged scenario. As he does, Primal and Rubix banter and pose for the camera, making jokes at his expense regarding his current situation. After a long while, Wrex finally reaches the point where he has to verbally give up, and Primal removes the second bag he was holding over Wrex's head and jumps off camera with it, leaving the first bag still secured around Wrex's head with the rubber band. Wrex helplessly struggles against the handcuffs for a while until Rubix reaches over and removes the other bag from his head so he can finally breathe. Before he can really catch his breath, however, Primal returns and places the bag in his hands back over Wrex's head, pulling it as tight around his face as he possibly can and holding it there. Wrex again survives as long as he comfortably can before verbally giving up, and this time he's released and allowed to catch his breath. Length: 9:00 |
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* "Boot-Bagged Rat" (feat. T-Wrex & Lord Rubix) - Just like the above commission, this scenario also marks a new challenging factor in the plastic bag contest. Not only does Primal have to survive as long as he can while breathing with a plastic bag held around his head, but inside the bag, he also has one of Lord Rubix's smelly boots tied over his nose and mouth by the laces and has to breathe through that and the bag at the same time!
Rubix handcuffs Primal's wrists together behind his back while he sits in a chair, with T-Wrex filming from the side. With Primal's arms secured, Rubix positions one of his smelly boots over Primal's nose and mouth and uses the boot's laces to tie it tightly behind Primal's head in order to hold it in place over his airways. Once the boot is in place, Rubix grabs a large, transparent plastic bag and throws it over Primal's head, making sure the boot is inside of it as well. Rubix stands behind Primal and holds the bag over his head in his hands, and Primal is now attempting to survive as long as he comfortably can while having to breathe through both an odorous boot and a plastic bag at the same time. Wrex films the attempt, occasionally zooming in on Primal's face to show his struggling expression. Primal eventually reaches the point where, after kicking and groaning for a while, he verbally gives up. Rubix removes the bag from his head at this point but leaves the boot tied over Primal's nose and mouth. Before he can turn his head and get the boot away from his airways, Rubix presses both of his hands down over the boot, holding it in place. Wrex also uses his free hand to hold the bottom of the boot up, ensuring it's securely over Primal's nose and mouth. Since the oxygen from the air inside the boot has already been used up from the bagging contest, Primal's struggled breathing inside it is very deep and loud, comically resembling the sound of Darth Vader's breathing. Wrex and Rubix watch Primal struggle to breathe the foul-smelling, oxygen-stripped air inside the boot for a while before finally deciding he's had enough. Rubix unties the boot and removes it from Primal's face and allows him to catch some much-needed breaths of fresh air. Length: 7:28 |
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* "Lord Rubix Stinkfoot Bully" (feat. T-Wrex) - Lord Rubix plays a bully who has Primal Instinks, his target, right where he wants him: lying on the ground below him while he sits in a chair. This position enables him to pick on Primal by forcing him to smell his well-worn work boots, his days-worn socks, and his unwashed feet, while T-Wrex films it all.
The video opens with Rubix wearing his work boots and scaring Primal by acting like he's going to stomp his face with them. He pulls one boot off and places it over Primal's nose and mouth, then presses down and holds it there, telling him to smell it. After a while, he removes his other boot and does the same with it while him and Wrex banter and make fun of Primal for the situation he's in. Next, Rubix, who's got black ankle socks on at this point that he's been wearing for a few days, places both of his feet on Primal's face, making him smell his socks. Wrex and Rubix laugh as Primal groans in response to the odorous bullying. Eventually, Rubix removes both his socks and presses them against Primal's nostrils, telling him to smell them some more. Now barefoot, Rubix places both of his feet against Primal's face and tells him to smell them next. This goes on for a while, with Rubix telling him to smell between his toes, followed by his heels. Afterward, Rubix picks his socks back up off the ground and places them over Primal's nose, uses one of his feet to hold them in place, then presses one of his boots over his foot, making Primal smell all three of them at the same time. Having endured a non-stop stinkfoot bullying, Primal coughs and gags, then pretends to faint, defeated. He suddenly opens his eyes back up and begins laughing as the camera pans to his side under the chair where Wrex is tickling it with his foot. Rubix joins in by reaching down and tickling Primal's sides with his hands for a while as an outro. Length: 6:35 |
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* "Garlic-Burping Bully and Fishy Burps Win the Girl" (feat. T-Wrex) - Primal Instinks uses his garlic breath to bully T-Wrex, who's playing a character that hates the smell of it.
Wrex is kneeling against a wall and Primal walks in wearing a tank top. As Primal throws his t-shirt on over the tank top, he mentions out loud how delicious the garlic pizza he just finished eating tasted. Wrex, upon hearing this, openly expresses his distaste for the smell of garlic. Primal gets a mischievous smile on his face and asks, matter-of-factly with a burp, if Wrex has a problem with garlic. T-Wrex makes a disgusted face and turns his head away in response to hearing the burp, which carries the smell of garlic. Primal sees this as an opportunity to bully Wrex so he kneels down beside him and continues questioning him while burping several times in his direction mid-sentence. Wrex repeatedly asks him to stop and confirms he doesn't like garlic, but all this does is make Primal laugh harder and increase his bullying. After a while, Primal decides to kick the bullying up a notch by tackling Wrex to the floor and pinning him on his back by using his hands to hold Wrex's wrists down. Primal leans forward while knelt over Wrex's body and continues burping in his face, while Wrex turns his head, groans, and unsuccessfully struggles to get away. Primal begins burping the ABCs, blowing his garlic breath in Wrex's face, and making jokes pertaining to the torment he's making Wrex endure. This goes on for a while before the scene eventually fades out. When the scene fades back in, Wrex is now sitting in a chair with his arms behind his back and unbreakable twine wrapped tightly around his chest, which has been used to tie him to the chair so he can't get away. Primal, standing beside him, declares "you're gonna hate this, nerd!" and resumes bullying Wrex by burping in his face. T-Wrex, tied to the chair with his arms restrained behind his back, can only turn his head and repeatedly ask Primal to stop in defense, but his requests are ignored. Primal again burps the ABCs, with the burp for the letter "G" being very loud, which leads to more burp-related jokes at Wrex's expense, such as saying "ring ring, you have a phone call" while holding his hand like a phone against Wrex's ear and burping into it. T-Wrex reaches the point where he can't handle the garlic burps in his face anymore and pretends to faint in the chair, with his head falling forward and hanging down. Primal laughs triumphantly at his accomplishment, then gives Wrex one final "finisher burp" before walking off camera, chuckling to himself. You also get to watch the 1:48 clip Fishy Burps Win the Girl as a bonus! Primal plays a guy with a love interest who's also being sought after by Wrex, who plays his roommate. Primal learns that the girl he's been attempting to get with has been talking to Wrex, and there's now a battle between two bros over who's going to get her. Primal knows that Wrex hates fish. He confronts Wrex and asks if he's been talking to the girl that he's liked for a while and Wrex attempts to deny it. Wrex attempts to leave the room in an effort to get out of the confrontation but is pushed against the wall by Primal. Primal gets near his face and begins pressing him for answers again, and this time, he's close enough so that the smell of the fish he had previously eaten is detectable to his fibbing friend. Wrex gags in response and asks if Primal had been eating fish, confirming he hates it. Primal laughs at the reaction, and after breathing heavily into his face a few more times to bully him, grabs Wrex and pushes him to the floor on his back. Primal kneels over Wrex and pins his arms to the floor, then begins continuously belching in his face, sending wave after wave of fishy burps at his senses. Wrex squirms and groans in response to the attack as Primal continues asking him in between burps if he'll leave the girl he's interested in alone. After a while, Wrex can't take it anymore and promises to never speak to the girl anymore so Primal can have her. Primal gives him one final burp then gets up off him and exits the room, leaving Wrex to cover his burning nostrils and declare his hatred for fish one final time before the video ends. Length: 7:07 |
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* "Wanda the Killer Whale" (feat. T-Wrex & Lord Rubix) - Lord Rubix is left alone in the backyard swimming pool and winds up being drowned by the pool cleaner, which is a Hayward brand Wanda the Whale model that suddenly comes to life and entangles Rubix in its coiled hoses like a snake. It's up to Rubix's two friends, Primal Instinks and T-Wrex, to pull him out of the pool and resuscitate him using CPR before it's too late!
Primal and Wrex are drying off with towels on the patio, having just finished a swim. They call out to Rubix to join them as they open the door to the house. The camera view changes to Rubix, who's still in the pool. He tells his pals that he'll be in as soon as he retrieves his goggles from the bottom of the pool. The view switches back to Primal and Wrex as they enter the house with the door closing behind them. An underwater GoPro camera films Rubix as he dives underwater and grabs the goggles, but the view suddenly switches to show a sinister close-up of the face of Wanda the Whale, T-Wrex's pool cleaner. The next thing you see is Rubix tangled up in the pool cleaner's hoses, with one of them around his wrists, one around his ankles, and the rest wrapped around his body, holding him underwater near the bottom of the pool. With his friends inside the house and unaware of what's happening, Rubix has no one to help him escape the deadly hold that the pool cleaner has on him underwater. Back-to-back scenes of him struggle against the hoses are shown, with each one showing him grow more desperate and afraid. He clutches at his throat near the end before finally going limp just above the bottom of the pool with his eyes open and motionless, and the scene fades to black. Wondering what's taking Rubix so long to come inside, T-Wrex opens the door to the patio and glances toward the pool. He immediately notices Rubix floating motionless in it and jumps in to save him. Wrex lifts Rubix's head out of the water, removes the coiled hoses from his limbs, and pulls him to the ladder to get him out of the pool. The scene changes to Wrex carrying Rubix to the patio and setting him down on a chair cushion. At this point, Primal swings open the door to see what's going on and notices Rubix's lifeless body laying on the cushion. Wrex informs Primal that Rubix had somehow drowned in the pool and asks him to resuscitate Rubix while he calls the paramedics. Primal, who says he knows CPR, kneels down beside Rubix's body and begins using his palms to press against his chest and blows air into Rubix's mouth. Primal repeats this process several times, telling Rubix to come back, until finally Rubix coughs up water and regains consciousness. The two friends help Rubix stand up and tell him that he had drowned and been saved by them just in time. Rubix, remembering what had happened, points toward the pool and blames his near-fatal experience on the pool cleaner. Primal grows angry and declares war on Wanda the Whale, and Wrex jumps into the pool and swims toward it in an effort to destroy it. The camera shows Wrex reaching the pool cleaner underwater, grabbing ahold of it by the face, shaking it, and then the scene fades to black... only to fade back in to a close-up of Wrex's face underwater as he screams in terror! Length: 4:00 |
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